Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Capture the Legend with the Youve Un-Loched My Heart Retro T-Shirt

There is something undeniably magnetic about the mystery of the Scottish Highlands, where ancient legends dwell beneath the misty surface of deep, dark waters. Whether you are a believer in the world’s most famous lake inhabitant or simply a fan of clever wordplay, the Youve Un-Loched My Heart Retro T-Shirt captures a unique blend of romance and cryptozoological charm. This design isn’t just about a mythical creature; it’s about that heartwarming feeling of discovery—finding something special and rare in a world full of the ordinary. The vibe of this shirt leans heavily into the nostalgic aesthetic of classic travel posters, evoking the spirit of a weekend getaway to Inverness or a quiet afternoon spent scanning the ripples of the loch. It’s a playful nod to those who love a good pun and aren’t afraid to wear their heart—and their sense of humor—on their sleeve.
Beyond the witty message and the whimsical theme, this garment is engineered for maximum comfort and long-lasting wear. Crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, it provides the breathability needed for all-day adventures, whether you’re hiking through rugged terrain or just navigating a busy city street. We’ve utilized a high-quality soft blend that ensures the fabric retains its shape and integrity even after multiple trips through the wash. The construction features reinforced seams and a classic fit that looks great on every body type, making it a reliable staple in any wardrobe. When you slip this on, you aren’t just wearing a piece of clothing; you’re embracing a tactile experience that prioritizes your comfort without compromising on the vintage-inspired style you crave.
Why This Design Rocks:
- A Truly Funny Loch Ness Monster Tee: The clever pun bridges the gap between legendary mystery and sweet sentimentality, making it an instant conversation starter at any gathering.
- The Perfect Scottish Folklore Souvenir: Forget the kitschy trinkets; this shirt serves as a stylish memento of the rich cultural heritage and mythical allure of Scotland’s most famous resident.
- A Must-Have Punny Cryptozoology Shirt: For fans of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the deep-sea mysteries, this design adds a touch of lighthearted levity to the often-serious world of hidden creatures.
- Timeless Vintage Aesthetic: The retro-inspired layout ensures that the design never feels dated, fitting perfectly into the current trend of nostalgic, graphic-heavy streetwear.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the adventurous spirit of the Youve Un-Loched My Heart Retro T-Shirt, try layering it under a rugged denim jacket or a classic buffalo plaid flannel. For a more casual, everyday look, pair it with your favorite distressed jeans and a pair of sturdy leather boots. If you’re heading out for a summer hike or a casual park hangout, it looks fantastic with olive cargo shorts and a baseball cap. The earthy tones and retro vibe make it incredibly versatile, allowing it to transition from a cozy indoor loungewear piece to a standout element of a street-ready outfit. For the ladies, tucking it into a high-waisted corduroy skirt can create a charming, academic-meets-folklore aesthetic that is perfect for autumn outings.
In conclusion, whether you are shopping for yourself or looking for the perfect gift for a legend-hunter in your life, this shirt delivers on every front. It combines the enduring appeal of Scottish myths with a modern sense of humor that is sure to brighten anyone’s day. By choosing the Youve Un-Loched My Heart Retro T-Shirt, you are investing in a piece of apparel that celebrates the “un-loched” potential of love and mystery. It is a high-quality, comfortable, and endlessly charming addition to any collection, proving once and for all that some legends are best kept close to the heart.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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