Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Humor for Poultry Lovers: Why the Your Wife My Wife Distressed Vintage T-Shirt is a Must-Have
There is a unique kind of pride that comes with the homesteading lifestyle, one that balances the grit of farm life with a sharp, relatable sense of humor. The Your Wife My Wife Distressed Vintage T-Shirt perfectly captures this sentiment by playfully contrasting the conventional image of a domestic partner with the vibrant reality of a dedicated poultry enthusiast. It’s not just about owning birds; it’s about a lifestyle defined by early mornings, fresh eggs, and the quirky personalities of a backyard flock. This design taps into the growing community of women who find joy in the coop, offering a humorous take on the “crazy chicken lady” persona that is both endearing and empowering. For those who have embraced the backyard chicken farming movement, this shirt serves as a symbol of belonging and a badge of honor. It speaks to the shared experiences of waking up to the sound of clucking and the satisfaction of a full egg basket, making it much more than just a piece of casual wear. By choosing the Your Wife My Wife Distressed Vintage T-Shirt, you are making a bold statement about your identity that is as witty as it is stylish.

Beyond the clever message and the niche humor, the actual experience of wearing this piece is centered on unparalleled comfort and long-term durability. Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, the fabric feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. The distressed aesthetic isn’t just a visual choice; it mirrors the resilient spirit of farmhouse living and provides a timeless, lived-in feel. Whether you are out tending to the nesting boxes, gardening, or simply running errands in town, the breathable nature of the material ensures you stay comfortable throughout the day. The durability of the construction means it can easily withstand the rigors of daily chores while maintaining its shape and exceptional softness. It’s the kind of garment that grows better with age, much like the vintage inspirations it draws from, making it a reliable staple in any casual wardrobe. The high-quality print is specifically designed to last, ensuring that the crazy chicken lady humor remains sharp even after many cycles through the wash. This makes it an ideal poultry lover gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or any special occasion where a laugh is needed. The fit is designed to be flattering yet relaxed, providing enough room for movement without sacrificing a clean, attractive silhouette.
Product Highlights:
- Superior comfort featuring a premium cotton and soft blend fabric for all-day wear.
- Vintage-inspired distressed design that offers a timeless, farmhouse aesthetic.
- Reinforced stitching and high-quality materials built to handle the demands of a busy lifestyle.
- Breathable and lightweight, making it perfect for layering or wearing on its own during outdoor activities.
If you are searching for the perfect surprise for the poultry lover in your life, look no further than this creative and funny design. This tee strikes the perfect balance between wit and classic style, making it a standout addition to any casual collection. It serves as a fantastic conversation starter at local farmers’ markets and a cozy companion during those quiet, rewarding mornings on the porch. Embrace the homesteading spirit and showcase your unique personality with pride and a bit of a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to own the Your Wife My Wife Distressed Vintage T-Shirt—a garment that truly understands the heart, the hard work, and the humor of the modern chicken keeper. Order yours today and celebrate the feathered friends and the lifestyle you love with a shirt that says it all.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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