Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Strike a Chord with the Ultimate You Tuba Retro Distressed T-Shirt
Music is a universal language, but for those who play the heaviest instruments in the brass family, it is also a lifestyle defined by rhythm, resonance, and a very specific sense of humor. The You Tuba Retro Distressed T-Shirt captures this unique spirit perfectly, blending a nostalgic vintage aesthetic with a clever modern pun that any digital-age musician will immediately appreciate. This design isn’t just about wearing a piece of clothing; it is about celebrating the “heavy metal” section of the orchestra or marching band. Whether you are the one carrying the massive horn on the field or sitting in the back of a symphony hall providing the foundational bass, this shirt speaks to the dedication and personality required to master such a commanding instrument. By wearing the You Tuba Retro Distressed T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you don’t just play music—you provide the heartbeat of the ensemble with a wink and a smile.
Key Features:
- Made from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool during intense rehearsals or long performances.
- Features a high-quality, durable print designed to maintain its weathered, vintage look even after dozens of cycles through the wash.
- Constructed with a soft blend of materials that ensures a comfortable, lived-in feel from the very first time you put it on.
- Designed with a classic, unisex fit that offers maximum mobility, making it ideal for musicians who need to move freely while playing.
When it comes to the life of a performer, versatility is just as important as virtuosity. This funny musician tee is designed to transition seamlessly from the practice room to a casual night out with the band. Its distressed, retro styling gives it an effortless “cool factor” that pairs perfectly with your favorite pair of jeans or can be layered under a flannel for a relaxed, autumnal look. We understand that musical gear, including your wardrobe, needs to be resilient. To ensure your sousaphone present idea stays in peak condition, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. This simple step protects the integrity of the graphic and the richness of the fabric. Avoid using harsh bleaches, and opt for a low-heat tumble dry or hang drying to maintain the soft blend texture. This attention to detail ensures that your shirt remains a staple of your wardrobe for many concert seasons to come. Whether you are searching for a gift for a graduation, a birthday, or a successful recital, this apparel choice offers a blend of practicality and personality that is hard to find in standard retail options.
Finding a gift that truly resonates with a low-brass player requires an understanding of their unique role in the musical world. They are the anchors, the unsung heroes who hold the harmony together. This design pays tribute to that role while embracing the fun side of being a musician in the 21st century. It is a thoughtful, stylish, and hilarious way to show support for the tuba player in your life. With its superior comfort and clever concept, the You Tuba Retro Distressed T-Shirt stands out as a premier choice for anyone looking to celebrate their passion for brass. It is more than just a present; it is a statement of musical pride and a testament to the joy of making noise. In conclusion, the You Tuba Retro Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect harmony of style and wit for any dedicated performer.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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