Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Irony with the You Can’t Face The Problem If The Problem Is Your Face Graphic T-Shirt

In the realm of contemporary fashion, few things capture the zeitgeist quite like a piece of clothing that embraces the absurdity of the human condition. The You Can’t Face The Problem If The Problem Is Your Face Graphic T-Shirt is a masterclass in deadpan delivery, offering a witty perspective on personal accountability—or the lack thereof. This design taps into a specific subculture of humor that finds joy in the self-deprecating and the surreal. It is the perfect choice for individuals who prefer their fashion with a side of existential irony. Whether you’re navigating the complexities of social interactions or simply making a statement at a casual get-together, this tee acts as a conversation starter that doesn’t just break the ice—it shatters it with a wink. The vibe is unapologetically honest, leaning into the “I’m the problem, it’s me” energy that defines a generation of meme-inspired style.
Beyond the clever wordplay, the quality of the garment ensures that your sense of humor is matched by your sense of comfort. Every shirt is crafted from premium cotton, chosen specifically for its exceptional softness and long-lasting wear. This soft blend provides a lightweight feel that is ideal for year-round wear, allowing for maximum breathability whether you’re out under the sun or layering up for the winter indoors. The fabric is pre-treated to maintain its shape, ensuring that the silhouette remains flattering even after multiple trips through the laundry. When you choose a piece like this, you aren’t just wearing a laugh; you’re investing in a high-quality staple that will remain a favorite in your rotation for years to come. The attention to detail in the fabric selection ensures that the joke remains the only thing that’s “rough” about your outfit.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Funny self-deprecating tee: Perfect for those who love to poke fun at themselves while staying effortlessly stylish and relatable.
- Sarcastic humor shirt: A bold choice for anyone who appreciates dry wit, clever linguistic loops, and making a statement without saying a word.
- Versatile novelty gift idea: An excellent present for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments for the jokester or cynical friend in your life.
- Modern Streetwear Aesthetic: The minimalist text-heavy design fits seamlessly into the current trend of high-concept graphic apparel and social commentary.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is as effortless as the humor itself. For a classic, laid-back look, pair this funny self-deprecating tee with your favorite pair of distressed blue jeans and a set of clean white sneakers. If you want to lean into the sarcastic humor shirt aesthetic, try layering it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket for a textured, multi-dimensional outfit. The simplicity of the typography allows it to stand out without clashing with other patterns or bold colors. For those looking to add an edgy twist, tuck it into some black slim-fit trousers and add a leather biker jacket. This creates a sharp contrast between the “serious” fashion choice and the lighthearted message on the chest, further emphasizing the irony of the design. No matter how you wear it, the message remains the focal point of your ensemble.
Ultimately, fashion is about expression, and what better way to express yourself than with a dash of logic-defying wit? The You Can’t Face The Problem If The Problem Is Your Face Graphic T
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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