Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Poultry Passion with Our Funny Farmer Tee
For anyone who has ever stepped into a farm supply store for “just one bag of feed” and walked out with a dozen new chicks, the Yes I Really Do Need All These Chickens Graphic T-Shirt is your ultimate anthem. This design perfectly encapsulates the hilarious phenomenon known as “chicken math,” where the number of feathered friends in your coop seems to multiply by some mysterious, unstoppable force. More than just a piece of clothing, this shirt represents a lifestyle of early mornings, fresh eggs, and the quirky personalities of your flock. It is a bold defense against those well-meaning friends and family members who think you might have “too many” birds. In the world of a dedicated poultry enthusiast, there is no such thing as too many, and this shirt lets everyone know exactly where you stand on the matter. It celebrates the joyful chaos of the homesteading journey with a sense of humor that only a true bird lover can appreciate.
Quality is paramount when you are spending your days working in the coop or heading to the local farmers’ market. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton that provides a lightweight and breathable feel, ensuring you stay cool even during the heat of the afternoon chores. The soft blend of the fabric feels gentle against the skin, offering the kind of lived-in comfort that usually takes years to achieve. We have prioritized durability without sacrificing that luxurious, soft-to-the-touch sensation. Whether you are hauling hay, cleaning nesting boxes, or simply relaxing on the porch watching your birds forage, this shirt is designed to move with you and withstand the rigors of a busy homesteading life. It maintains its shape and softness wash after wash, becoming a reliable staple in your everyday wardrobe.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect for Chicken Math Humor: This shirt is the quintessential gift for backyard chicken owners who understand that the flock size is never truly “finished.” It turns a common hobbyist struggle into a relatable and hilarious badge of honor.
- Essential Poultry Lover Apparel: Beyond the joke, this tee serves as a stylish piece of poultry lover apparel that connects you with a community of like-minded enthusiasts who share your passion for all things avian.
- Celebrates the Homesteading Lifestyle: Whether you live on forty acres or have a small urban coop, this design honors the grit and joy of the homesteading lifestyle, making it a great conversation starter at any agricultural event.
- Versatile Funny Farmer Tee: It bridges the gap between functional workwear and casual social attire, ensuring you look great whether you are in the garden or out for a coffee.
Styling Tips:
Styling this graphic tee is as easy as a Sunday morning in the garden. For the classic “farm-to-table” look, pair it with a sturdy set of denim overalls and some waterproof mud boots; this outfit is not only practical for chores but also looks incredibly charming in photos. If you are heading into town, tuck the shirt into a pair of high-waisted distressed jeans and layer it with a rugged flannel button-down or a vintage denim jacket. For a more feminine touch, you can even knot the hem at the waist and wear it with a flowy midi skirt and ankle boots. The neutral tones and bold text make it incredibly easy to accessorize with leather belts, wide-brimmed sun hats, or even a simple canvas tote bag for your market finds. It is a versatile piece that transitions seamlessly from the muddy paths of the farm to the paved streets of the city.
Ultimately, the Yes I Really Do Need All These Chickens Graphic T-Shirt is about owning your obsession with pride and a wink. It acknowledges that while your backyard might be getting a little crowded, your heart is just as full. It makes an incredible gift for the “chicken lady” or “poultry king” in your life, providing them with a comfortable, durable, and meaningful way to express their unique hobby. When you wear this shirt, you aren’t just wearing a funny farmer tee; you are wearing your story. You are telling the world that you value the simple pleasures of rural life, the companionship of your birds, and the delicious rewards of a well-tended flock. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’ve reached your limit—grab your Yes I Really Do Need All These Chickens Graphic T-Shirt and head back out to the coop for just one more chick.
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