Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Creative Edge with the Yarned And Dangerous Graphic T-Shirt

For those who know the true power of a crochet hook or a pair of knitting needles, the Yarned And Dangerous Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a bold statement of creative passion and wit. This design taps into the playful, slightly rebellious spirit of the modern maker, playing on the classic “armed and dangerous” trope with a clever, fiber-focused twist. Whether you are knee-deep in a complex cable-knit sweater or finishing off a delicate amigurumi project, this shirt celebrates the “dangerously” high skill levels and the overflowing yarn stashes that define a true fiber enthusiast. It is the perfect attire for the person who isn’t afraid to let the world know that their hobby is a serious lifestyle—one fueled by caffeine, endless creativity, and a touch of craft-room chaos. In a world of fast fashion, wearing something that honors the slow, intentional art of hand-making things is a powerful way to connect with the community and express your unique personality.
We believe that your favorite funny knitting tee should feel as luxurious as the hand-dyed wool you work with. That is why this garment is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton fabric that offers a soft blend of durability and breathability. The texture is exceptionally gentle against the skin, making it an ideal choice for those marathon crafting sessions where comfort is absolutely paramount. We have ensured that the construction is robust enough to handle frequent washing and daily wear without losing its shape or softness. This premium cotton ensures you stay cool and comfortable even when you are wrestling with a heavy wool blanket in the middle of summer. By choosing high-quality materials, we provide a garment that lasts as long as your handmade heirlooms, ensuring that your crafty pride remains on full display for years to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The ultimate crochet lover gift for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” surprises for your favorite hook-wielder.
- Stand out at your next craft fair or guild meeting with this essential piece of fiber artist apparel that speaks the language of makers.
- A witty and relatable choice for fans of humorous craft clothing, guaranteed to start conversations at the local yarn shop.
- High-quality print technology ensures the graphic remains vibrant and crisp, reflecting the high standards of your own creative work.
Styling Tips:
This graphic tee offers incredible versatility for any casual occasion, allowing you to transition from the couch to the coffee shop with ease. For a classic “maker” aesthetic, pair it with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a cozy, oversized cardigan—perhaps one you have knitted yourself to showcase your skills! If you are heading out to a local stitch-and-bitch session, try tucking the shirt into a high-waisted corduroy skirt and adding a pair of leather ankle boots for a chic, artsy vibe. It also works perfectly as a base layer under a flannel shirt or a denim jacket for those chilly autumn morning trips to the farmers’ market. Don’t forget to accessorize with your favorite handmade beanies or a colorful crochet shawl to complete the look. Whether you are dressing it up or keeping it relaxed, this shirt serves as the perfect canvas for your individual style.
Ultimately, fashion is about expressing your inner self, and for the dedicated crafter, there is no better way to do that than with the Yarned And Dangerous Graphic T-Shirt. It captures the humor, the dedication, and the slightly obsessive nature of the knitting and crochet community in one stylish and comfortable package. Whether you are buying it for yourself to wear during your next creative breakthrough or giving it as a thoughtful present to a fellow yarn hoarder, this tee is guaranteed to spark smiles and nods of recognition. Don’t let your creative spark go unnoticed in a sea of basic apparel; wear your passion proudly and let everyone know that when it comes to the world of fiber, you are indeed yarned and dangerous.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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