Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Chaos with the Ultimate Sarcastic Statement Piece
Life rarely goes according to plan, and sometimes the only appropriate response is a blunt acknowledgment of the situation. This What A Clusterfuck Graphic T-Shirt serves as more than just a piece of clothing; it is a cultural shorthand for those moments when everything seems to collide in spectacular, unorganized fashion. Whether you are navigating a hectic workday, a disorganized social event, or simply the general absurdity of modern existence, this shirt speaks the truth that everyone else is thinking but few dare to say. It captures a specific vibe of self-aware humor and unfiltered honesty that resonates with the weary professional and the cynical student alike. By wearing this design, you are signaling a relatable frustration with the complexities of the world, making it a perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate wit over subtlety. It is an emblem of the “it is what it is” philosophy, wrapped in a garment that prioritizes comfort as much as it does commentary.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for all-day comfort and breathability.
- High-quality screen printing ensures the bold, sarcastic message remains crisp and vibrant after many washes.
- Designed with a unisex casual top fit that looks great on all body types, offering a relaxed yet flattering silhouette.
- Reinforced stitching and side-seamed construction provide long-lasting durability for daily wear.
When it comes to styling this expressive streetwear, the possibilities are endless, allowing you to transition from a relaxed home environment to a social outing with ease. Its minimalist yet bold aesthetic makes it a versatile addition to any wardrobe, bridging the gap between basic essentials and statement pieces. Pair it with distressed denim and sneakers for a laid-back afternoon at a coffee shop, or layer it under a flannel shirt or a rugged leather jacket to lean into an edgier, urban look. Beyond its aesthetic appeal, this edgy novelty tee is designed for longevity and frequent wear. We understand that a favorite shirt often goes through the ringer, which is why we utilize a premium cotton and soft blend that retains its shape and texture over time. To keep the fabric feeling luxurious and the print looking sharp, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water with similar colors. Tumble drying on a low setting or air-drying will help maintain the structural integrity of the garment, ensuring that your favorite humorous gift idea stays in your rotation for years to come. This attention to detail in both the construction and the care process ensures that the message remains clear while the comfort remains unmatched. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for the perfect present for a friend who constantly finds themselves in the middle of a “clusterfuck,” this top delivers on every front, combining sarcastic apparel with high-end textile quality.
Ultimately, fashion is a powerful tool for personal expression, and nothing captures the organized chaos of our daily lives quite like this What A Clusterfuck Graphic T-Shirt. It serves as a brilliant humorous gift idea for coworkers, friends, or family members who appreciate a dry sense of humor and a touch of sarcasm. With its comfortable unisex fit and unapologetic message, it stands out as a staple of modern, relatable fashion that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Embrace the madness, wear your truth, and let this premium casual top do the talking for you in the most hilarious way possible.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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