Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Southern Charm with the Ultimate Retro Humor Graphic Tee
There is something uniquely endearing about Southern idioms that manage to be both incredibly polite and hilariously absurd at the same time. Our Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit Vintage T-Shirt Funny Tee Idea captures this exact energy, serving up a heavy dose of nostalgia and wit. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a tribute to the colorful language of the South, where surprise and disbelief are often expressed through the lens of a breakfast table. Whether you are a true Southerner by birth or simply a fan of quirky folk sayings, this design taps into a specific type of charm that resonates with anyone who appreciates a good laugh. The phrase itself is a classic “Southernism,” traditionally used to express genuine astonishment or disbelief. By wearing this shirt, you’re not just making a fashion statement—you’re carrying on a tradition of storytelling and humor that has been passed down through generations. It is a piece that invites smiles, starts conversations, and reminds everyone not to take life too seriously.

Beyond the clever wordplay and the cultural nod, this retro graphic tee is designed to evoke the feeling of a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. We understand that a great graphic tee needs to be more than just funny; it needs to be comfortable enough to wear all day, every day. That is why we have focused on a construction that utilizes a high-quality soft blend of fabrics, ensuring that the material feels gentle against the skin while maintaining its shape over time. The premium cotton used in this garment provides excellent breathability, making it the perfect choice for summer cookouts, family reunions, or just a casual day running errands. The vintage aesthetic is carefully crafted to look authentic, giving the shirt a timeless appeal that pairs perfectly with your favorite denim or a casual pair of shorts. It’s about that “lived-in” feel that usually takes years to achieve, delivered right to your doorstep. This is Southern humor apparel at its finest, combining a bold personality with the kind of durability that stands up to repeated washes without losing its charm or structural integrity. When you put this shirt on, you are embracing a vibe that is relaxed, confident, and undeniably funny.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from a soft blend and premium cotton for maximum comfort and long-lasting wear.
- Features a high-quality, vintage-inspired print that resists fading and cracking over time, maintaining its retro look.
- Designed with a classic fit that looks great on all body types, making it a versatile addition to any casual wardrobe.
- An ideal gift for fans of sarcastic country sayings and those who love a good conversation-starting outfit.
In a world of fast fashion and generic designs, choosing a piece that reflects your unique personality and sense of humor is essential. The Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit Vintage T-Shirt Funny Tee Idea is the ultimate way to showcase your love for witty, down-to-earth comedy while staying effortlessly stylish. It’s a nod to simpler times, filled with laughter and hospitality, packaged in a modern, comfortable silhouette. This shirt is perfect for those who want to stand out in a crowd without saying a word, allowing the iconic phrase to do all the heavy lifting. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for that friend who always has the best one-liners, this tee is guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face and a bit of warmth to their heart. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece of wearable humor that feels as good as it looks. Grab your Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit Vintage T-Shirt Funny Tee Idea today and let your wardrobe reflect the fun, spirited person you are!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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