Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Sarcasm with the Warning My Sense Of Humor May Hurt Your Feelings Warning Distressed T-Shirt
The beauty of humor lies in its ability to push boundaries and challenge the status quo, and the Warning My Sense Of Humor May Hurt Your Feelings Warning Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate wearable manifesto for those who refuse to water down their wit. This design isn’t merely a piece of clothing; it is a social disclaimer for the unapologetically sharp-tongued individual. In an era where modern social interactions can often feel overly sanitized, this shirt celebrates the raw, unfiltered nature of a truly biting joke. The theme centers on the concept of radical honesty—not everyone is going to understand your perspective, and that is perfectly fine. By wearing this Warning My Sense Of Humor May Hurt Your Feelings Warning Distressed T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you value authenticity and intellectual playfulness over feigned politeness. The distressed aesthetic of the typography mirrors the rugged, “worn-in” nature of a seasoned comedian who has seen it all and isn’t afraid to say it all. It is a badge of honor for the person who finds irony in the mundane and isn’t afraid to point it out, regardless of who might be listening.

When it comes to making a statement, comfort should never be a secondary thought. This edgy graphic tee is engineered for those who want their wardrobe to work as hard as their punchlines do. Crafted from a soft blend and high-quality premium cotton, the fabric provides a luxurious tactile experience that feels like a vintage favorite from the very first time you pull it over your head. The breathability of the premium cotton ensures that even during a heated debate or a long night out at a comedy club, you remain cool and collected. The vintage distressed style isn’t just about the visual appeal; it represents a design philosophy where durability meets fashion. This sarcastic apparel is built to last, featuring reinforced stitching that maintains the shirt’s structure through countless wash cycles. Whether you are layering it under a leather jacket for a night out or pairing it with your favorite denim for a casual weekend, the fit remains consistent and flattering. It is the kind of garment that understands that a bold personality requires a reliable foundation, offering a drape that is both comfortable and stylishly relaxed.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed with a soft blend and premium cotton for an exceptionally comfortable, breathable feel.
- Features a high-contrast vintage distressed style print that captures a rugged, rebellious aesthetic.
- Pre-shrunk fabric and durable double-needle stitching ensure long-lasting wear and a perfect fit.
- An ideal gift for jokers and fans of sarcastic apparel who appreciate a shirt with a strong personality.
Ultimately, your wardrobe is an extension of your identity, and if your identity is rooted in sharp wit and dark comedy, you need a shirt that speaks your language. This tee is more than just a conversation starter; it is a way to filter your social circle and find the people who truly appreciate your unique brand of intelligence. It makes for an incredible gift for that one friend who always knows how to push the envelope, or a personal treat for yourself to wear on those days when you’re feeling particularly mischievous. Don’t settle for generic fashion when you can wear a warning that is as funny as it is true. Embrace your edge, celebrate your intellect, and make sure everyone knows exactly what they are getting into. Secure your Warning My Sense Of Humor May Hurt Your Feelings Warning Distressed T-Shirt today and let your clothes do the talking so you can focus on the next big laugh!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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