Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Chaos with the WARNING I Break Stuff Graphic T-Shirt
Life is full of individuals who are meticulous, careful, and incredibly precise. Then, there are the rest of us—the self-aware agents of chaos who seem to leave a trail of accidental destruction wherever we go. Whether it’s a physical object, a complicated piece of technology, or just the awkward silence in a crowded room, some people simply have a knack for dismantling the world around them. This WARNING I Break Stuff Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of casual clothing; it is a necessary public service announcement for the general public. It captures that mischievous, high-energy vibe of someone who doesn’t take life too seriously and isn’t afraid to own their clumsy or disruptive nature. It serves as a badge of honor for the enthusiasts of “figuring it out by taking it apart” and those who find genuine humor in the occasional mishap. By wearing this design, you are signaling to the world that while you might be a liability to fragile objects, you are an asset to any fun-filled environment.
When you slip on this funny sarcasm tee, you aren’t just getting dressed; you’re adopting a persona that celebrates honesty and wit. The design speaks directly to the inner tinkerer, the accidental wrecking ball, and the individual who is always the life of the party because they aren’t afraid to make a little bit of a mess. Beyond the witty message and the clever typography, the physical experience of the shirt is engineered for ultimate comfort during your daily adventures. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric feels incredibly soft against the skin, providing a breathable and lightweight fit that moves with you—whether you’re actually breaking things or just breaking out into a laugh. This humorous novelty gift features a high-quality soft blend that ensures it retains its shape, color, and texture through countless laundry cycles. It is a bold statement shirt that strikes up a conversation before you even open your mouth, making it the perfect choice for social gatherings, casual Fridays, or just lounging around the house while being a potential hazard to the furniture.
Product Highlights:
- Expertly crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, skin-friendly, and luxurious feel all day long.
- Features a high-definition, durable print designed to withstand the rigors of an active and chaotic lifestyle.
- A specialized soft blend fabric construction ensures the garment stays comfortable and maintains its fit over time.
- The ultimate humorous novelty gift for friends, family members, or coworkers known for their destructive tendencies.
Whether you are searching for the perfect present for that one friend who can’t seem to keep their phone screen intact for more than a week, or you want to warn the world about your own unique “talents,” this apparel is the ideal solution. It perfectly balances high-end manufacturing quality with a relatable, hilarious message that resonates with anyone who lives life on the edge of a minor disaster. There is no reason to let your personal style be boring when you can make a statement that is as loud, disruptive, and entertaining as your personality. Don’t wait for the next accidental breakage to happen before you get your wardrobe in order. Grab your WARNING I Break Stuff Graphic T-Shirt today and wear your chaotic energy with absolute pride and a wink of sarcasm!
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