Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Raise a Toast to Good Times with the Vodka Happy Water For Fun People Retro Vintage T-Shirt
There is a certain undeniable charm in the way we celebrate the little joys of life, and nothing captures that spirit quite like the Vodka Happy Water For Fun People Retro Vintage T-Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a manifesto for those who believe that life is meant to be lived with a wink and a smile. The term “Happy Water” serves as a playful, tongue-in-cheek euphemism for the world’s most versatile spirit, suggesting a lifestyle that prioritizes laughter, social connection, and a lighthearted approach to the weekend. Whether you are heading to a backyard barbecue, a lively dive bar, or just hanging out with friends who appreciate a bit of wit, this Vodka Happy Water For Fun People Retro Vintage T-Shirt sets the perfect tone. It taps into a specific kind of nostalgia, channeling the effortless cool of decades past when humor was bold and fashion was a way to broadcast your personality without saying a single word.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for maximum breathability and all-day comfort during social events.
- Features high-definition, eco-friendly printing techniques that ensure the vintage aesthetic remains vibrant wash after wash.
- Designed with a classic unisex fit and reinforced side seams, providing a flattering silhouette for every type of fun-loving individual.
- Pre-shrunk fabric construction ensures that your favorite funny novelty tee maintains its shape and size over time.
When it comes to building a wardrobe that reflects a vibrant personality, versatility is key. This humorous party shirt excels in almost any casual setting. Imagine pairing it with distressed denim for a classic retro drink aesthetic, or layering it under a flannel shirt for a more rugged, outdoorsy vibe at a bonfire. Because it is made from a soft blend and premium cotton, it feels as good as it looks, making it your go-to choice for long festivals or day-drinking sessions where comfort is just as important as style. Beyond the aesthetic, the durability of the garment is a top priority. To keep the print looking its best, we recommend washing the shirt inside out in cold water and tumble drying on a low setting. This preserves the integrity of the design and ensures that the witty message remains a staple of your wardrobe for years to come. It’s a great conversation starter for any social gathering outfit, instantly breaking the ice and identifying you as someone who knows how to have a good time.
Ultimately, choosing a funny novelty tee is about more than just fashion; it is about finding a piece that resonates with your sense of humor and your outlook on life. The “Happy Water” concept celebrates the irony and joy of social lubrication, wrapped in a package that pays homage to the golden era of graphic tees. It’s for the person who is always the first one on the dance floor and the last one to leave the party. By wearing this shirt, you aren’t just following a trend; you are embracing a culture of fun and irony. In a world that can often feel a bit too serious, wearing the Vodka Happy Water For Fun People Retro Vintage T-Shirt is a small but powerful way to remind everyone around you that it’s okay to let loose and enjoy the moment. So, grab your glass, gather your friends, and make a statement that is as timeless as a well-made cocktail.
In conclusion, if you are looking for the perfect blend of nostalgia and wit, look no further. This garment is designed for those who appreciate the finer, funnier things in life while demanding high-quality construction. Embrace the spirit of the party and let your wardrobe do the talking with the Vodka Happy Water For Fun People Retro Vintage T-Shirt.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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