Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Absurd: The Quirky Geometric Abstract Funny Chicken T-Shirt

In a world that often takes itself far too seriously, the Quirky Geometric Abstract Funny Chicken T-Shirt offers a refreshing dose of relatable awkwardness and social commentary. This design perfectly captures that specific, universal moment when you look at a situation—or perhaps a reflection of yourself—and can’t help but ask, “Umm… U Awright?” It’s a satirical take on modern life, blending chaotic energy with a sharp sense of dry humor. This isn’t just a basic garment; it’s a conversation starter for those who appreciate the weird, the wonderful, and the slightly off-kilter. The abstract nature of the artwork suggests that life doesn’t always have to be perfectly aligned or logically sound, much like the bewildered expression of our geometric feathered friend. By wearing this, you are embracing the “ummm” moments of existence with a sophisticated yet playful sense of style that resonates with anyone who has ever felt a little out of place.
We believe that your most expressive clothing should feel just as good as it looks. That is why this top is meticulously crafted from premium cotton, ensuring a breathable and lightweight feel that lasts from morning until night. The soft blend of the fabric provides a gentle, luxurious touch against the skin, making it an ideal choice for long commutes, busy social gatherings, or simply lounging at home while contemplating the mysteries of the universe. We have prioritized high-quality construction so that the colors remain striking and the shape stays true, even after multiple cycles through the wash. This commitment to quality ensures that your favorite sarcastic fashion statement remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come, providing both durability and unparalleled comfort for the modern trendsetter.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Whimsical street wear: This piece is perfect for those who want to stand out from the crowd with a unique aesthetic that defies traditional fashion norms.
- Expressive graphic tee: It communicates a specific mood of playful skepticism and intellectual humor without you having to say a single word.
- Avant-garde animal design: By reimagining a classic farm animal through a geometric lens, this shirt appeals to lovers of modern art and quirky illustrations alike.
- Sarcastic fashion statement: It serves as the ultimate icebreaker for people who use wit and irony as their primary love language.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is as effortless as it is fun, allowing for a variety of looks that suit any personality. For a classic whimsical street wear vibe, pair this tee with distressed denim jeans and a pair of chunky white sneakers. If you’re heading out for a chilly evening, layer it under a flannel shirt or a vintage denim jacket to let the geometric shapes peek through. For those who want to lean into the “abstract” vibe, try tucking it into high-waisted trousers or pairing it with a sleek leather skirt for a bold, high-low fashion contrast. Whether you’re visiting a modern art gallery, grabbing coffee with friends, or attending a casual weekend brunch, this shirt adapts to your environment while keeping the humor front and center.
Ultimately, fashion is the most direct reflection of your personality, and nothing says “I have a great sense of humor” quite like the Quirky Geometric Abstract Funny Chicken T-Shirt. It successfully bridges the gap between high-concept artistic expression and everyday relatability, making it the perfect gift for yourself or the resident eccentric in your social circle. Don’t settle for boring, uninspired clothing when you can wear a piece that actually has something to say about the absurdity of life. Step out in confidence, embrace the confusion of the modern world, and let everyone know that even if things aren’t exactly “awright,” at least your outfit is. It’s the ultimate blend of comfort, quality, and undeniable wit for anyone who dares to be different.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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