Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Sarcasm with the Today I’m Trying Bitch On For Size Tee
Life is a series of complex moods, and some days simply require a bit more attitude than others. The Today Im Trying Bitch On For Size And Its Probably Going To Fit Funny T-Shirt Tee is the ultimate expression of that “don’t mess with me” energy we all feel from time to time. This shirt isn’t just about the words printed on the chest; it is about the unapologetic confidence that comes with acknowledging your spicy side. Whether you are navigating a stressful workday, dealing with endless errands, or just heading out for a quick coffee run, this tee serves as a playful warning label for your personality. It taps into the modern cultural trend of self-deprecating humor and radical honesty, making it a relatable choice for anyone who uses wit as their primary defense mechanism. It’s a vibe that says you’re self-aware, hilarious, and perhaps a little bit dangerous if provoked before your morning caffeine.
When it comes to everyday wear, physical comfort is just as important as the psychological comfort of a good joke. This tee is constructed from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, ensuring you stay cool and collected even when your temper might be heating up. We utilize a high-quality soft blend that provides the perfect amount of flexibility and durability for daily activities. The construction features reinforced stitching at the neck and sleeves to prevent stretching or sagging, meaning this shirt will remain a staple in your wardrobe for years to come. The lightweight nature of the fabric makes it an ideal choice for year-round wear, providing a breathable fit that transitions seamlessly between seasons without sacrificing its shape or the integrity of the bold print.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This sarcastic apparel is expertly designed for those who enjoy a dry sense of humor and aren’t afraid to showcase their internal monologue.
- As a top-tier snarky graphic tee, it makes a bold statement without you having to say a single word to anyone who crosses your path.
- This sassy statement shirt is a must-have for your personal collection of “mood-based” clothing, perfect for days when your patience is running thin.
- If you are looking for a humorous gift idea, this is the perfect present for the friend or family member known for their sharp tongue and even sharper wit.
Styling Tips:
Styling this tee is all about leaning into its casual, edgy vibe while maintaining a sense of effortless cool. For a classic streetwear look, pair it with distressed black skinny jeans and your favorite chunky white sneakers. If you want to add a layer of sophistication to your sass, tuck the shirt into a high-waisted leather midi skirt and add some ankle boots for a “cool girl” aesthetic that works for a night out. It also looks fantastic layered under a structured blazer or a denim jacket, creating a hilarious juxtaposition between professional attire and personal attitude. Don’t be afraid to accessorize with bold silver jewelry or a dark lip color to really make the message pop and ensure your outfit is as loud as
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