Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Spirit Animal with the This Is My Human Costume I’m Really An Otter Retro T-Shirt

Have you ever felt like you were just pretending to navigate the complexities of modern adulthood while your true self just wanted to float in a river and hold hands with your best friend? That is the whimsical energy captured by the This Is My Human Costume Im Really An Otter Retro T-Shirt. This design taps into the popular “secret identity” humor that has taken the world of casual fashion by storm. Instead of just another piece of clothing, this shirt acts as a playful manifesto for those who identify more with the carefree, joyful nature of aquatic mammals than the 9-to-5 grind. It suggests that underneath the professional exterior and the daily responsibilities, there is a soul that thrives on play, curiosity, and perhaps a bit of mischief. The retro aesthetic adds a layer of nostalgia, making it feel like a cherished find from a vintage shop that perfectly summarizes your personality.
When it comes to the construction of this piece, comfort is the top priority. We believe that a shirt with such a relaxed message should feel just as easy-going on the skin. Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fabrics, this tee offers a lightweight and breathable experience that is perfect for year-round wear. We utilize premium cotton to ensure that the fabric remains gentle against your skin while maintaining its structural integrity wash after wash. The weave is designed to be durable yet flexible, allowing you to move freely whether you are running errands or simply lounging at home. There is a specific tactile satisfaction in a well-made shirt, and this design delivers that “lived-in” feel from the very first time you pull it on, ensuring it becomes a staple in your weekly rotation.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Perfect Otter Lover Gift: If you have a friend or family member who is obsessed with these charismatic river creatures, this shirt is an absolute must-have for their collection.
- Authentic Vintage Animal Shirt Vibes: The retro color palette and typography give it a classic, timeless look that pairs perfectly with modern streetwear trends.
- Top-Tier Sarcastic Humor Apparel: For those who love a good dry joke, the “human costume” trope is a brilliant way to show off your wit without saying a word.
- Unique Aquatic Mammal Tee Design: Stand out from the typical graphic tees with a design that celebrates one of nature’s most beloved and intelligent animals in a stylish way.
Styling Tips:
The versatility of this retro tee makes it incredibly easy to style for various occasions. For a classic, effortless look, pair it with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a pair of white sneakers; this highlights the vintage aesthetic of the print. If you want to lean into the “costume” irony during the cooler months, layer it under a flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket. For those who prefer a more “athleisure” approach, this soft blend tee looks fantastic with black joggers or leggings, making it the ultimate outfit for a coffee run or a trip to the zoo. You can even tuck it into a high-waisted corduroy skirt to fully embrace the 70s-inspired retro theme that the design suggests.
In conclusion, whether you are buying this for yourself or as a thoughtful gesture for someone else, the This Is My Human Costume Im Really An Otter Retro T-Shirt is more than just a funny tee idea; it is a celebration of individuality and humor. It provides a way to express your inner wild side while staying incredibly comfortable in a premium cotton garment. Don’t settle for boring apparel when you can let the world know that you are actually an otter just trying to make it in a human world!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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