Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Breakfast Soul with the Ultimate Waffle Enthusiast Tee
In a world where everyone is trying to fit into a specific mold, there is something deeply liberating about admitting your true identity—even if that identity is a delicious, syrup-drenched breakfast staple. The “human costume” trope has become a beloved staple in modern humor, offering a witty way to navigate social gatherings with a wink and a nod. Whether you are heading to a casual brunch, a low-effort Halloween party, or just want to express your love for golden-brown goodness, the This Is My Human Costume Im Really A Waffle Vintage T-Shirt is the ultimate conversation starter. This design taps into that relatable feeling of being slightly out of place in the “real world” while celebrating the quirky, lighthearted side of your personality. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a humorous manifesto for anyone who prioritizes comfort, sarcasm, and perhaps a side of bacon.
When it comes to the construction of this garment, we believe that humor should never come at the expense of comfort. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton that provides a breathable, lightweight feel against the skin, making it ideal for all-day wear. The soft blend ensures that the fabric retains its shape and texture even after multiple trips through the wash, maintaining that lived-in, cozy sensation that characterizes your favorite vintage finds. We have prioritized a high-quality print process that captures the nostalgic, retro aesthetic of the design, ensuring the message remains bold and clear. By choosing materials that prioritize longevity and tactile satisfaction, we ensure that you can represent your true waffle self in total relaxation, whether you’re lounging at home or out on the town.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Quirky breakfast apparel: This shirt is a must-have for those who believe breakfast is the most important (and funniest) meal of the day, offering a unique way to showcase your culinary passions.
- Vintage-inspired funny tee aesthetic: The design leans into a classic, retro vibe that feels timeless rather than trendy, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe that values a throwback look.
- Unique foodie gift: If you have a friend who is obsessed with brunch culture or has a legendary sweet tooth, this shirt serves as a thoughtful and hilarious gift that they will actually want to wear.
- Effortless social icebreaker: The witty text does the heavy lifting for you, sparking smiles and comments from fellow waffle lovers wherever you go.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the retro-cool vibe of this shirt, try pairing it with a set of distressed denim jeans and your favorite pair of high-top sneakers. If the weather is a bit chilly, layering it under a rugged flannel shirt or a classic denim jacket adds a touch of “weekend explorer” style while keeping the focus on the witty message. For those who want to lean into the vintage aesthetic, consider tucking it into high-waisted corduroy pants for a look that feels straight out of a 1970s diner. It also works perfectly as a high-comfort option for slow Sunday mornings spent at the local pancake house—just add a baseball cap and some relaxed joggers for the ultimate low-key ensemble.
Ultimately, fashion should be an extension of your sense of humor and your personal joys. Life is far too short to wear boring clothes that don’t reflect your inner spirit. By choosing this design, you are telling the world that you don’t take yourself too seriously and that you value the simple, sweet things in life. In a sea of generic graphic prints, the This Is My Human Costume Im Really A Waffle Vintage T-Shirt stands out as a beacon of wit and comfort. Grab yours today and let everyone know that while you might look like a regular human on the outside, your heart is purely made of batter and syrup.
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