Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Chaos with Our Dysfunctional Family Vacation Shirt

Every family has its quirks, and when you pack everyone into a car, a plane, or a cramped hotel room, those quirks quickly turn into legendary stories. Our This Is My Dysfunctional Family Vacation Shirt captures the hilarious reality of traveling with the people you love most—even when they are driving you slightly crazy. It is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a badge of honor for anyone who has survived a group trip through missed exits, lost luggage, and the inevitable bickering over where to eat dinner. This shirt leans into the humor of the situation, making it the perfect icebreaker for your next big getaway. Instead of pretending to be the perfect “postcard family,” this design celebrates the beautiful, messy, and loud reality of your domestic tribe, ensuring that everyone you meet knows you have a great sense of humor about your shared adventures.
When you are navigating busy airports, waiting in long lines at theme parks, or sitting through a ten-hour road trip, comfort is your best friend. This shirt is crafted from premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, ensuring you stay cool and relaxed even when the family itinerary starts to fall apart. The soft blend fabric provides the perfect amount of breathability and a gentle stretch for all-day wear. We know that travel can be rough on clothing, which is why we have focused on a high-quality construction that maintains its shape and softness trip after trip. You won’t have to deal with itchy seams or stiff materials; we have prioritized a luxury feel that matches the high-energy vibe of your holiday, making it a reliable staple in your travel wardrobe.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The perfect choice for a matching family trip outfit that breaks the mold of traditional, cheesy vacation wear.
- A hilarious sarcastic travel tee that serves as a fantastic conversation starter at resorts, cruises, or rest stops.
- Features a high-quality, durable print designed to stay vibrant and crisp through every leg of your journey and multiple laundry cycles.
- Functions as a thoughtful and funny novelty gift for families who appreciate a good laugh about their own unique and chaotic dynamics.
Styling Tips:
Styling this graphic tee is as effortless as a vacation should be. For a classic “tourist-chic” look, pair it with comfortable denim shorts or rugged cargo pants and your favorite pair of walking sneakers. If your travels take you somewhere a bit cooler or you are heading out for a casual evening meal, layer this shirt under a light denim jacket or an unbuttoned flannel shirt to add a bit of rugged texture to your ensemble. For those chilly early morning flights, it looks great tucked under a cozy zip-up hoodie. Because the message is so bold and relatable, you can keep your accessories simple—a sturdy baseball cap and a functional backpack are all you need to complete the look and keep the focus on the humor of the design.
In the end, vacations are about making memories that last a lifetime, even the ones that involve a little bit of stress and a lot of laughter. By wearing This Is My Dysfunctional Family Vacation Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you are ready for whatever hurdles the trip throws at you. It is a fun, lighthearted way to celebrate the unbreakable bonds of kinship while acknowledging the beautiful chaos that comes with exploring the world together. Whether you are buying one for yourself to survive the flight or getting a matching set for the whole crew to turn heads at the hotel lobby, this tee is the ultimate companion for your next family adventure.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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