Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Grind with the This Is How I Roll Distressed T-Shirt

Housekeeping is far more than just a daily checklist; it is a marathon of precision, patience, and a significant amount of elbow grease. This tireless dedication is the exact vibe captured by the This Is How I Roll Distressed T-Shirt. It speaks directly to the professionals who find pride in the pristine and a sense of humor in the daily hustle. Whether you are navigating a fleet of heavy-duty vacuum cleaners, mastering the art of the perfect hospital corner, or managing a busy hospitality staff, this shirt acknowledges the relentless spirit required to keep things running smoothly. The “distressed” aesthetic isn’t just a fashion choice—it mirrors the grit and resilience of a long, productive shift. By blending a witty play on words with a nod to the essential tools of the trade, this tee serves as a badge of honor for the unsung heroes of the service industry. It is a way to celebrate the grind while maintaining a lighthearted perspective on the challenges of the job.
When you are constantly on the move, bending, lifting, and reaching, comfort becomes a non-negotiable priority. This tee is meticulously crafted from a soft blend that feels like a broken-in favorite from the very first wear. Using only premium cotton, the fabric offers exceptional breathability, ensuring you stay cool even during the most demanding cleaning sessions. We have prioritized a high-quality finish that maintains its structural integrity and vintage charm, even after countless cycles through the wash. You won’t find any scratchy tags or stiff, restrictive fabrics here. Instead, you get a lightweight yet durable garment designed to move with your body. This commitment to quality means the shirt isn’t just a novelty item; it is a reliable piece of gear that transitions effortlessly from a busy morning on the floor to a well-deserved evening of relaxation at home.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Infuses a healthy dose of housekeeping humor into your work wardrobe, making those long shifts feel a little bit lighter.
- Serves as the ultimate cleaning lady gift for the hardworking individuals in your life who deserve recognition and a good laugh.
- The vintage style work shirt look provides a timeless, lived-in aesthetic that pairs perfectly with almost any casual outfit.
- Functions as high-quality professional cleaning apparel that allows you to express your personality while staying comfortable on the clock.
Styling Tips:
Styling this versatile tee is as simple as a quick surface wipe. For a professional yet approachable look during your working hours, pair it with durable cargo trousers or high-performance leggings that allow for a full range of motion. When you are off the clock and heading out for errands or a casual meet-up, this shirt truly shines when layered. Try throwing it under a classic denim jacket or an unbuttoned flannel shirt to lean into the rugged, distressed theme. For a complete weekend ensemble, match it with your favorite pair of worn-in jeans and some comfortable canvas sneakers. Because the graphic is both bold and relatable, it serves as an excellent conversation starter, letting everyone know that while you take your professional responsibilities seriously, you always save room for a bit of wit. It’s a piece that adapts to your lifestyle, whether you’re in the middle of a deep clean or enjoying a quiet coffee break.
Ultimately, the This Is How I Roll Distressed T-Shirt is about more than just the fabric; it is about the community of workers who keep our environments safe and sparkling. In an industry that is often overlooked, wearing this design is a way to reclaim the narrative with a smile and a sense of style. It offers the perfect balance of wit and wearability, making it a must-have for anyone in the housekeeping field. If you are ready to showcase your dedication with a side of humor, this is the gear you have been waiting for. Grab yours today and let the world know that rolling with the punches—and the cleaning carts—is just how you get things done.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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