Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Market Cycles with the This Is Bullshirt Distressed T-Shirt
In the high-octane world of financial markets, where green candles can turn red in the blink of an eye, sometimes the only logical response is a bit of cynical humor. The This Is Bullshirt Distressed T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates the frustration and wit required to survive the daily grind of the exchange. Whether you are a seasoned day trader navigating the complexities of the S&P 500 or a dedicated HODLer waiting for the next “moon” mission, this shirt speaks the universal language of the trading floor. It is a satirical nod to the “bullish” sentiment we all strive for, blended with the reality that, occasionally, market movements feel like total nonsense. Wearing this This Is Bullshirt Distressed T-Shirt isn’t just about fashion; it’s about signaling to the world that you understand the volatility, the hype, and the “bull” that often comes with the territory of modern finance.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for maximum comfort during long hours at the trading desk.
- Features a high-definition distressed print designed to maintain its vintage aesthetic even after numerous wash cycles.
- Constructed with a reinforced seamless collar and double-needle stitching for enhanced durability and a classic fit.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures that the fit remains consistent, providing a reliable silhouette for any body type.
The versatility of this piece makes it a staple for anyone immersed in the world of trading apparel. It transitions effortlessly from a focused home-office setup to a casual meet-up with fellow investors. The humor embedded in the design serves as an excellent icebreaker, instantly identifying you as someone who knows their way around a candlestick chart. Beyond the humor, the physical quality of the garment is paramount. We use a soft blend of materials to ensure that the fabric is breathable, which is essential when the market heat starts to rise. Unlike standard novelty tees, this shirt is built with longevity in mind, utilizing stock market satire to provide a garment that remains relevant through every fiscal quarter. It makes for an incredible crypto investor gift, offering a relatable laugh to those who have experienced the “rug pulls” and “bull traps” of the digital asset space.
To ensure your gear stays in peak condition through every bear market, we recommend specific care. To preserve the integrity of the distressed graphic and the soft texture of the premium cotton, always wash your shirt in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to prevent unnecessary stress on the fibers. This attention to detail ensures that the sarcasm stays sharp and the fabric stays soft, regardless of how many times the market crashes and recovers. This shirt is more than just a pun; it is a testament to the resilience of the modern trader who can find the comedy in the chaos of the charts.
Ultimately, the This Is Bullshirt Distressed T-Shirt is the definitive wardrobe essential for anyone who lives and breathes the ticker tape. It combines high-quality construction with a message that resonates deeply with the financial community. Whether you are buying the dip or selling the top, do it with the confidence and humor that only this unique design can provide. Don’t let the market stress get the best of you; embrace the irony and make a statement with the This Is Bullshirt Distressed T-Shirt today.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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