Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate a Hole-in-One Milestone with the Thir-Tee And Still On Par Vintage Golf T-Shirt Tee Novelty Birthday Gift
Turning thirty is often seen as a daunting transition into “real” adulthood, but for the avid golfer, it is simply a change in the scorecard. The “Thir-Tee And Still On Par” concept brilliantly bridges the gap between aging and athletic prowess. It’s not just a garment; it’s a statement that while the years are ticking up, your game—and your spirit—remain as sharp as ever. This Thir-Tee And Still On Par Vintage Golf T-Shirt Tee Novelty Birthday Gift captures that perfect balance of wit and nostalgia. The vintage element speaks to a timeless quality, suggesting that like a well-kept fairway, the wearer only gets better with time. It celebrates the achievement of reaching three decades without losing that competitive edge or sense of humor. For anyone who finds their peace on the green, this shirt serves as a badge of honor, acknowledging that they are still very much in the game, playing at par while others might be struggling in the rough.

Beyond the clever wordplay, there is a distinct feeling of confidence that comes with wearing a piece that resonates with your personal passion. This isn’t just a novelty item meant for a single day of celebration; it’s designed to be a staple in a golfer’s weekend wardrobe. Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fabrics, the shirt offers the kind of comfort you need when you’re out for eighteen holes or just relaxing at the 19th hole clubhouse. The premium cotton ensures breathability, which is essential for those sunny afternoon rounds. It feels broken-in from the very first wear, much like your favorite pair of golf shoes. The durability is prioritized so that the vintage golfer apparel aesthetic remains intact wash after wash, maintaining its shape and texture. It’s a gift that feels as good as a clean drive down the middle of the fairway—reliable, smooth, and impressive. This funny 30th birthday shirt provides the physical comfort to match the mental ease of knowing you’re still on par with life’s expectations.
Product Highlights:
- Thoughtful Pun Design: A perfect blend of golf terminology and age-related humor for a memorable milestone.
- Exceptional Comfort: Constructed with a premium cotton and soft blend for all-day wearability on and off the course.
- Timeless Vintage Aesthetic: Features a classic look that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or your favorite golf trousers.
- The Ultimate 30th birthday golf gift: An ideal present for friends, family, or partners who live for their time on the links.
Whether you are buying this for yourself to celebrate a personal milestone or looking for the perfect surprise for the golfer in your life, you can’t go wrong with a design that celebrates longevity and skill. It is a way to embrace the big 3-0 with a wink and a nod to the sport that teaches us patience and precision. Don’t let this milestone pass by without a proper tribute to your enduring talent. Elevate your birthday celebrations or surprise a loved one with the Thir-Tee And Still On Par Vintage Golf T-Shirt Tee Novelty Birthday Gift today. It is more than just a shirt; it’s a celebration of staying “on par” through thirty years of life’s adventures. Order now and make sure your next round is played in style and humor!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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