Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Essential for Every Crypto Enthusiast: The Things I Do In My Spare Time Distressed T-Shirt
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Why This Design Rocks:
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Styling Tips:
Elevating your tech-inspired look is effortless with this versatile piece. For a classic “founder” aesthetic, pair this shirt with dark indigo denim and a clean pair of minimalist white sneakers. If you are heading out for a networking event or an evening meetup, layer it under a structured denim jacket or a sleek, lightweight bomber to give the distressed print a more intentional, curated feel. It also works exceptionally well with high-quality joggers for those high-intensity trading days at home where comfort is the top priority. Because of its neutral tones and vintage vibe, it coordinates easily with almost any color palette, ensuring it remains a staple in your rotation regardless of the season or the current market sentiment. It is the perfect balance of “coder casual” and “investor chic.”
In the fast-paced and often chaotic world of Web3, your wardrobe should reflect your passion, your grit, and your personality. This Funny Crypto Tee is the ideal way to showcase your dedication to the market while maintaining a healthy sense of humor about the journey. It is a must-have for anyone who lives and breathes the decentralized future, offering a perfect mix of unparalleled comfort and statement-making style. Whether you are buying the dip, providing liquidity, or simply enjoying the ride, do it with the confidence of someone who knows their worth in the digital age. This shirt isn’t just a merch idea; it’s a badge of honor for the modern pioneer.
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