Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Flock Leader with The Chicken Whisperer Vintage Distressed T-Shirt

There is a unique, unspoken language shared between a dedicated poultry keeper and their feathered friends. It is a bond built on early morning feedings, the quiet rustle of straw, and the intuitive understanding of every cluck and coo. This The Chicken Whisperer Vintage Distressed T-Shirt captures that soulful connection with a touch of wit and a lot of heart. Being a “chicken whisperer” isn’t just a hobby; it’s a personality trait that defines those who find peace in the coop and joy in the simple rhythm of the farm. This design leans into the humor of the “homesteading lifestyle,” acknowledging that while the world might see a noisy flock, you see a community that listens to your every word. It is the perfect attire for someone who has mastered the art of the bird-call and knows exactly which hen is feeling broody before the sun even rises.
Quality and comfort are non-negotiable when you are living a busy, active life outdoors or simply relaxing after a long day of chores. This garment is constructed from a premium cotton that offers a luxurious feel against the skin, ensuring you stay cool and comfortable whether you are hauling feed or heading into town. We have utilized a soft blend that provides just the right amount of flexibility and breathability, making it a reliable staple in any wardrobe. The “vintage graphic tee” aesthetic is achieved through a specialized printing process that gives it a lived-in, well-loved appearance from the very first wear. It avoids the stiffness of traditional heavy-duty workwear, providing a drape that is both flattering and functional for all-day use. You won’t have to worry about irritation or restricted movement; this shirt is designed to move with you as you navigate the daily demands of your backyard sanctuary.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect for Backyard Poultry Enthusiasts: This shirt acts as a badge of honor for those who spend their weekends tending to their birds and perfecting their coop setups.
- Top Choice for Funny Farmer Gifts: If you have a friend or family member who talks to their hens more than people, this is the ultimate gift that acknowledges their quirky passion with a smile.
- Authentic Homesteading Lifestyle Vibe: The distressed aesthetic mirrors the rugged, hardworking nature of farm life while maintaining a trendy, retro appeal that looks great in any setting.
- Timeless Vintage Graphic Tee Appeal: The classic design ensures that this shirt won’t go out of style, making it a long-lasting addition to your casual collection.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the rustic charm of this tee, pair it with a set of rugged denim jeans and your favorite pair of worn-in leather work boots. For those cooler mornings on the farm, layer it under a classic flannel shirt or a durable canvas chore coat to keep the chill at bay. If you are taking your “chicken whisperer” persona to the local farmer’s market, try tucking it into a pair of high-waisted shorts and adding a wide-brimmed straw hat for a look that is both practical and stylish. The distressed finish of the graphic makes it incredibly versatile, allowing it to blend seamlessly with both vintage-inspired accessories and modern casual wear. Whether you are covered in a little bit of dust from the yard or looking sharp for a weekend brunch, this shirt adapts to your environment with ease.
In conclusion, whether you are a seasoned agricultural professional or a newcomer to the world of poultry, The Chicken Whisperer Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate way to showcase your love for your flock. It combines high-quality materials with a design that speaks directly to the soul of the modern farmer. By wearing this shirt, you aren’t just making a fashion choice; you are celebrating a way of life that is grounded, humorous, and deeply rewarding. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece of gear that is as resilient and spirited as the birds you care for every day. Grab your The Chicken Whisperer Vintage Distressed T-Shirt today and let the world know who really runs the roost.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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