Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Legend: The Tennessee Barking Spider Graphic T-Shirt for Ultimate Southern Humor

Every region has its myths, its tall tales, and its secret inside jokes that bind a community together through laughter. In the heart of the South, few legends are as enduring—or as hilariously deceptive—as the infamous barking spider. The Tennessee Barking Spider Graphic T-Shirt is a tribute to this classic piece of Southern humor, serving as the perfect “blame-shifter” for those awkward moments during family gatherings or quiet porch sittings. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for pranksters and storytellers who understand that the best jokes are the ones that keep people guessing. Whether you are a lifelong resident of the Volunteer State or just a fan of witty novelty apparel, this shirt captures a specific vibe of lighthearted mischief that is hard to find elsewhere. It’s about embracing the playful side of regional folklore and wearing your sense of humor right on your chest.
When it comes to novelty apparel, the joke might be the hook, but the quality is what keeps it in your weekly rotation. We understand that a funny shirt is only good if it feels great to wear, which is why this tee is constructed from a premium cotton soft blend. We have prioritized a tactile experience that feels broken-in from the very first time you pull it over your head. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, making it ideal for those humid Tennessee summers or for layering during a crisp autumn bonfire. By utilizing high-quality materials, we ensure that the graphic remains vibrant and the fit stays true, even after countless trips through the wash. This commitment to comfort means you can focus on delivering your punchlines without worrying about an itchy collar or a stiff fit.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Authentic Southern Humor: Tap into a legendary regional joke that acts as the perfect icebreaker at any social event or backyard cookout.
- Top-Tier Novelty Apparel: Unlike generic gag gifts, this shirt combines a clever concept with professional design elements that look sharp and intentional.
- The Ultimate Gift for Outdoor Enthusiasts: Whether they are hunters, campers, or hikers, those who spend time in the woods will appreciate the “natural” humor behind the barking spider myth.
- Versatile Conversation Starter: This design invites questions and stories, making it the ideal choice for someone who loves to be the life of the party.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of a graphic tee lies in its versatility. For a classic, relaxed look, pair your Tennessee Barking Spider Graphic T-Shirt with a well-worn pair of blue jeans and your favorite leather boots. If you’re heading out for a day of fishing or a casual hike, it looks excellent under an open flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket. The neutral tones of the design make it easy to match with cargo shorts or even layered over a long-sleeve thermal when the temperature drops. Because the humor is subtle yet sharp, it works just as well at a local diner as it does at a high-energy sporting event, allowing you to carry a piece of Southern wit wherever you go.
In a world that can often feel a bit too serious, wearing something that invites a smile is a small but powerful act. This shirt is for the grandfather who always has a twinkle in his eye, the friend who is always ready with a prank, and the enthusiast who loves collecting unique pieces of Americana. It celebrates the oral traditions and the “wink-and-a-nod” culture that makes Southern social life so rich. By choosing the Tennessee Barking Spider Graphic T-Shirt, you aren’t just buying a garment; you are participating in a long-standing tradition of laughter and legendary tall tales. Grab yours today and get ready to blame the spider for years to come!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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