Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Milestone in Style with the Straight Outta My Thirties Retro Graphic T-Shirt
Stepping out of one decade and into another is a monumental transition that deserves a bold cultural statement. The Straight Outta My Thirties Retro Graphic T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates this rite of passage, blending legendary hip-hop aesthetics with the lighthearted humor of aging gracefully. This design isn’t just about a change in numbers; it’s about the attitude of leaving behind the frantic energy of your thirties and embracing the seasoned confidence of the years ahead. Inspired by the iconic typography that defined a generation of music and culture, this tee serves as a symbolic bridge. It tells the world that you have successfully navigated the “building years” of your life—the career climbs, the late-night hustles, and the personal growth—and you have emerged on the other side ready to dominate your next chapter. The retro graphic layout offers a sense of nostalgia that resonates deeply with those who grew up during the golden era of streetwear, making it a sophisticated yet fun way to acknowledge a significant life event.

When you put on this shirt, you aren’t just wearing a novelty item; you are wearing a piece of high-quality, vintage-inspired streetwear that is built to last as long as your memories. We understand that comfort is non-negotiable as you enter your prime, which is why this garment is crafted from premium cotton. This choice of material ensures a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool whether you are the life of the party or enjoying a relaxed weekend. To enhance the longevity and tactile experience, we use a soft blend that provides a gentle touch against the skin while maintaining the shirt’s structural integrity through countless wash cycles. The fit is designed to be versatile—flattering enough for a night out yet comfortable enough for a lazy afternoon. It’s the kind of apparel that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear, offering a relaxed silhouette that celebrates your body at every stage. This shirt is a testament to the fact that you don’t have to sacrifice style for comfort as you get older; you can have the best of both worlds with a design that is as durable as your spirit.
Product Highlights:
- Bold “Straight Outta” parody design that serves as an instant conversation starter for any milestone celebration.
- Constructed with premium cotton fibers for maximum breathability and a luxurious, high-end feel.
- Finished with a high-quality soft blend to ensure the fabric remains smooth and resists shrinking or fading over time.
- The ultimate 40th birthday gift for friends, family, or yourself, combining humor with a timeless retro aesthetic.
As the candles on the cake increase, so should your sense of self-expression. This tee is the perfect way to signal your “graduation” from your thirties with a wink and a nod to the past. Whether you are searching for a thoughtful present for a loved one or looking to treat yourself for reaching the big 4-0, this graphic tee delivers on every front. It’s more than just a birthday outfit; it’s a wardrobe staple that celebrates wisdom, experience, and the cool factor that only comes with time. The minimalist black-and-white aesthetic ensures it pairs effortlessly with jeans, jackets, or even athletic wear, making it a versatile addition to any collection. Don’t let this significant moment pass by without a proper tribute to your journey. Secure your Straight Outta My Thirties Retro Graphic T-Shirt today and enter your new decade with the perfect mix of humor, history, and unmatched comfort.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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