Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Dominate the Streets with the “So Your Car Has A Turbo” Funny Motorcyclist T-Shirt
Every rider knows that distinct feeling at a stoplight when a modified car pulls up, whistling its blow-off valve and revving its engine with pride. There is a specific, cheeky confidence that comes from sitting on a machine that can outperform almost anything on four wheels without needing a massive turbocharger to get the job done. This Funny Motorcyclist T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates that playful rivalry between the car community and the two-wheeled world. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a witty statement of performance superiority and a nod to the raw power-to-weight ratio that defines the sportbike experience. Whether you are at a local bike night or grabbing a coffee after a spirited canyon run, this shirt speaks the language of those who prefer high-revving engines and lean angles over heavy chassis and turbo lag.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable under a leather riding jacket or during a casual day out.
- Features a high-definition, crack-resistant print designed to withstand the rigors of the motorcycle lifestyle and frequent washing.
- Constructed with a soft blend of high-quality fibers and reinforced stitching to ensure a perfect fit that retains its shape mile after mile.
- Designed with a modern, athletic cut that suits the physique of riders who demand both style and functionality in their sportbike tee gear.
The beauty of this design lies in its ability to spark a conversation. In the world of biker humor, nothing is more classic than reminding our friends on four wheels that “fast” is a relative term. This shirt taps into the camaraderie of the riding community, making it an essential addition to any motorcycle enthusiast’s wardrobe. Beyond the joke, we have prioritized long-term durability. We know that riders lead active lives, often spending hours in the sun or working in the garage. To keep this gear looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water and tumble drying on low heat. This preserves the vibrancy of the graphic and ensures the fabric remains as soft as the day you first put it on. It is the perfect gift for the rider who has everything but still loves a good laugh at the expense of a turbo-charged sedan.
Versatility is at the heart of our apparel philosophy. While this shirt is clearly designed for the asphalt-scorching sportbike enthusiast, its clean aesthetic makes it suitable for various social settings. Wear it to the gym, the track, or just while hanging out with your crew in the driveway. It bridges the gap between technical gear and casual streetwear, allowing you to represent your passion for two wheels even when you aren’t in the saddle. The bold typography ensures the message is clear from a distance, asserting your status as someone who appreciates the purity of a high-performance engine. It is about the thrill of the redline and the spirit of the open road, wrapped in a package that is as comfortable as it is provocative.
In conclusion, if you are looking to add a bit of personality to your riding kit, this design is the ultimate choice. It balances high-quality construction with a message that resonates with every rider who has ever outpaced a sports car. By choosing this Funny Motorcyclist T-Shirt, you are joining a community of enthusiasts who value speed, agility, and a great sense of humor. Make it your go-to choice for your next meet-up and let everyone know that while turbos are cute, nothing beats the adrenaline of a sportbike at full throttle.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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