Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Elevate Your Fiesta Style with the Si Tu Me Dices Beer Lo Dejo Todo Spanish Pun Tee
The essence of Latin culture often revolves around passion, music, and the legendary songs that define generations. One of the most iconic romantic ballads in history, “Si Tu Me Dices Ven,” has been cleverly reimagined for the modern socialite who prioritizes a cold drink over a dramatic romantic exit. The Si Tu Me Dices Beer Lo Dejo Todo Funny Spanish Pun T-Shirt captures this playful spirit perfectly, blending high-brow musical nostalgia with low-brow bar humor. By swapping the word “ven” (come) for “beer,” this design creates an instant connection with anyone who appreciates the rhythmic beauty of the Spanish language and the universal love for a refreshing brew. This shirt is designed for the individual who finds joy in the witty intersection of language and lifestyle. Whether you are a native speaker or someone who simply enjoys the “Spanglish” way of life, this garment serves as a statement of priorities. It embodies a lighthearted vibe where the only thing better than a good joke is a cold beer shared with friends during a sunny afternoon barbecue or a lively night out at the local cantina.
Key Features:
- Premium Cotton Comfort: Made with a high-quality soft blend that feels gentle against the skin, ensuring you stay comfortable from the first round to the last.
- Durable Graphic Print: Utilizing advanced printing techniques, the humorous pun remains vibrant and crisp, resisting the usual wear and tear of frequent washing.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: Designed with a classic silhouette that flatters all body types, making it an ideal choice for both men and women who love a good laugh.
- Side-Seamed Construction: Built to maintain its shape over time, this tee avoids the boxy look of standard shirts for a more tailored, retail-quality feel.
Versatility is essential when it comes to a graphic tee that carries such a strong and witty personality. This isn’t just a garment you wear to the gym or around the house; it is the ultimate conversation starter for any social gathering. Imagine walking into a family “carne asada” or a bustling brewery wearing this—it acts as an instant icebreaker, inviting smiles and nods of approval from those who recognize the lyrical reference. Beyond the humor, the construction of this tee focuses on long-term wearability. Crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton, it offers a breathable feel that is essential for those warm summer afternoons spent outdoors or in a crowded pub. To ensure your favorite joke doesn’t fade away, we recommend caring for the garment by washing it in cold water with similar colors and tumbling dry on a low setting. This attention to detail ensures that the irony remains sharp and the fabric remains soft, making it a reliable staple for any beer lover’s wardrobe. It’s a piece that celebrates cultural identity through the lens of modern humor, bridging the gap between traditional boleros and contemporary craft beer culture.
In a world that can often feel a bit too serious, a little bit of linguistic play goes a long way in lightening the mood. This tee honors a cultural classic while giving it a refreshing, modern twist that any beer enthusiast will immediately appreciate. It makes for an incredible gift idea for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any “just because” moment for the person in your life who loves a good laugh as much as a good pour. If you are looking to add a touch of wit to your own closet or searching for the perfect present for a friend who appreciates a clever play on words, the Si Tu Me Dices Beer Lo Dejo Todo Funny Spanish Pun T-Shirt is the ultimate choice. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a celebration of wit, Hispanic heritage, and the simple, undeniable joy of a cold beer. Grab yours today and let everyone know exactly what it takes to get you to leave everything behind.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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