Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Icon with the Sexy Mother Fucker Retro Graphic T-Shirt

When it comes to making a statement, nothing speaks louder than a blend of vintage charm and unapologetic swagger. The Sexy Mother Fucker Retro Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a mood, a celebration of self-confidence, and a nod to the era of bold typography and soulful vibes. This isn’t just about the words on the fabric; it’s about the attitude you project when you walk into a room. Designed for those who carry themselves with a certain level of charisma and wit, this shirt captures the essence of 1970s funk culture combined with modern-day irreverence. It’s the perfect choice for someone who doesn’t just follow trends but sets the tone for the entire evening. Whether you are channelling your inner rock star or simply want to spark a conversation at a casual get-together, this shirt provides the ultimate icebreaker.
The secret to a great graphic tee lies not only in its message but in how it feels against your skin. We understand that a shirt this bold needs to be wearable all day long, which is why it is constructed from premium cotton and a curated soft blend. This ensures that the fabric is breathable, allowing for maximum airflow during those heated nights out or warm summer afternoons. The durability of the material means it will retain its shape and texture through countless wash cycles, maintaining that high-quality feel that separates professional apparel from standard fast fashion. There are no itchy seams or stiff fabrics here—only a supple, lived-in feel that makes it an instant favorite in any wardrobe rotation. The focus is on providing a luxurious tactile experience that matches the high-energy aesthetic of the design itself.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Vintage-Inspired Humor: This funny novelty tee taps into a classic aesthetic that feels both nostalgic and refreshingly modern, making it a timeless addition to your collection.
- Versatile Streetwear Style: As a standout piece of retro graphic apparel, it bridges the gap between casual comfort and high-impact fashion, suitable for various social settings.
- The Ultimate Statement Piece: Designed for those who appreciate bold typography, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and a lot of heart.
- Perfect Novelty Tee Gear Present: If you are looking for a gift that will actually be remembered, this shirt offers the perfect mix of irony and style for birthdays or special occasions.
Styling Tips:
Nailing the look with the Sexy Mother Fucker Retro Graphic T-Shirt is all about balancing the boldness of the graphic with the rest of your outfit. For a classic streetwear vibe, pair this tee with distressed slim-fit denim and a pair of clean white sneakers. If you want to lean into the retro aesthetic, try tucking it into corduroy trousers or wearing it under a vintage leather motorcycle jacket to add layers of texture. For a more sophisticated yet rebellious ensemble, layer the shirt under a structured black blazer; the contrast between the formal outerwear and the provocative graphic creates a high-low fashion dynamic that is perfect for art gallery openings or trendy cocktail bars. Don’t be afraid to accessorize with silver chains or a classic watch to lean into that “cool guy” persona that the shirt naturally suggests.
In conclusion, if you are looking to elevate your wardrobe with a piece that is as comfortable as it is charismatic, look no further. This shirt is a testament to the fact that fashion should be fun, daring, and expressive. It’s time to stop blending into the background and start owning your unique style. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for the most confident person you know, the Sexy Mother Fucker Retro Graphic T-Shirt is guaranteed to deliver smiles, compliments, and a whole lot of swagger every time it is worn.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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