Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Find Your Inner Speed with the Run Like Your Phone Is At 1% Distressed T-Shirt
In the modern era, there is perhaps no greater source of immediate, heart-pounding panic than glancing at the top corner of your smartphone and seeing that dreaded, flickering red sliver. It is a universal signal for urgency, a call to action that transcends language and culture. This specific brand of contemporary anxiety is brilliantly channeled into our Run Like Your Phone Is At 1% Distressed T-Shirt. This design isn’t just about fitness; it’s about the relatable humor of our tech-dependent lives. When you wear this, you aren’t just going for a jog; you are embodying the frantic sprint of someone searching for a charging cable in a crowded airport. This funny running tee idea serves as a hilarious bridge between our digital habits and our physical goals, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any athlete who appreciates a witty observation about the human condition in the 21st century.

Beyond the clever social commentary, the physical experience of wearing this garment is designed for peak performance and casual comfort. We understand that workout motivation apparel needs to feel as good as it looks. That is why this shirt is constructed from a soft blend and premium cotton, ensuring a lightweight and breathable fit that moves with your body. Whether you are hitting the pavement for a long-distance haul or engaging in a high-intensity gym session, the fabric wicks away the pressure and keeps you focused on the path ahead. The distressed graphic provides a vintage, “well-loved” vibe, suggesting that you are a veteran of the track who doesn’t take themselves too seriously. This isn’t a stiff, heavy jersey; it is a flexible, durable piece of humorous fitness gear that stands up to the rigors of repeated washes and miles of sweat. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes a favorite because it captures your personality while providing the technical comfort required for a marathon training shirt. It invites smiles from passersby and nods of recognition from fellow runners who know exactly what it’s like to live life on the edge of a shutdown.
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched Comfort: Crafted with a soft blend and premium cotton for a gentle feel against the skin during intense movement.
- Relatable Humor: A witty design that makes it a perfect jogger gift for tech-savvy friends and family members.
- Vintage Aesthetic: The distressed print offers a stylish, worn-in look that pairs perfectly with your favorite leggings or shorts.
- Built to Last: High-quality construction ensures the design stays vibrant and the fit stays true through every training cycle.
Life is full of stressors, so why not turn one of our most common frustrations into a source of power? The next time you feel your energy flagging during a workout, just imagine that your battery is about to hit zero and the nearest outlet is a mile away. It is amazing how much faster you can move when you have the right mindset and the right gear. This shirt is a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a reliable piece of athletic wear all rolled into one. Whether you’re training for your first 5K or you’re a seasoned pro, adding a bit of levity to your routine can make all the difference in your performance. Don’t let your style go into power-save mode. Secure your Run Like Your Phone Is At 1% Distressed T-Shirt today and show the world that you have the drive to keep going, even when the lights are about to go out. It’s time to sprint, laugh, and conquer your goals with the ultimate funny running tee idea.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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