Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Flame with the Ultimate Pitmaster’s Statement Piece
Smoking meat is an art form that requires patience, precision, and a healthy dose of confidence. When you step out onto the patio to fire up the coals, you aren’t just making dinner; you are crafting a culinary masterpiece that takes hours of dedication. The Put That In Your Egg And Smoke It T-Shirt perfectly captures this bold spirit, blending the legendary wit of the pit with the specific culture of ceramic grill enthusiasts. This design is a clever play on a classic idiom, repurposed for the modern griller who knows their way around a temperature gauge and a heavy ceramic lid. It speaks to the undisputed authority of the person holding the tongs—the one who has mastered the delicate balance of airflow, moisture, and wood smoke to achieve that elusive, perfect bark. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for those who live for the weekend cookout.
Beyond the clever wordplay and backyard bravado, wearing this shirt is about fully embracing the lifestyle of the low and slow cooking movement. Whether you are hosting a massive neighborhood block party or spending a quiet, solitary Saturday tending to a sixteen-hour brisket, this high-quality BBQ pitmaster apparel ensures you stay comfortable while the heat is on. We understand that authentic grilling is rarely a clean or easy job; it involves charcoal dust, fragrant hickory smoke, and the occasional splash of a signature vinegar mop. That is why this tee is constructed from a premium cotton that feels soft and broken-in from the very first wear. The soft blend allows for maximum breathability, which is absolutely essential when you are hovering over a hot fire in the peak of summer. It is designed to be durable enough to survive the rigors of the “smoke zone” and countless trips through the wash without losing its shape or the crispness of its message. For any ceramic grill enthusiast, this shirt represents the intersection of high-end outdoor cooking and a great sense of humor.
Product Highlights:
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton, providing a lightweight and breathable feel that is perfect for long days spent by the smoker.
- Tailored for Pitmasters: Designed with a modern, relaxed fit that allows for a full range of motion, whether you are lifting heavy bags of lump charcoal or flipping racks of ribs.
- Built to Last: Features reinforced stitching and high-quality ink that resists fading, ensuring your status as the neighborhood grill king remains visible season after season.
- The Perfect Backyard Grilling Gift: An ideal choice for birthdays, Father’s Day, or competition wins, making it a standout addition to any barbecue lover’s wardrobe.
At the end of the day, barbecue is about community, storytelling, and the pride that comes from serving up a tray of perfectly smoked meats. When you wear this shirt, you are signaling to the world that you take your craft seriously—but not so seriously that you can’t enjoy a good laugh. It serves as a conversation starter at the local hardware store and a point of pride at every family reunion. If you are looking for the perfect way to showcase your passion for the pit or searching for a thoughtful backyard grilling gift for the smoke-obsessed person in your life, look no further. It is time to claim your throne at the grill and let everyone know exactly who runs the show. Grab your Put That In Your Egg And Smoke It T-Shirt today and get ready to turn heads at your next big cookout!
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