Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Productive Distraction with the Procrasticoding Novelty Tee
Every software engineer and hobbyist coder understands the peculiar phenomenon known as “procrasticoding.” It is that specific moment when a mountain of mundane chores or an impending social obligation suddenly makes a deep dive into a complex algorithm or a complete UI refactor seem like the most urgent task on earth. This Procrasticoding Putting Off Something To Go Go Code Instead T-Shirt is a tribute to that unique psychological flow state. It is not about laziness; it is about the irresistible pull of the terminal and the satisfaction of solving logic puzzles over performing everyday errands. By wearing this shirt, you are embracing a culture that values the elegant solution and the late-night breakthrough over the boring routine of “real life.” It is the ultimate expression of developer humor, resonating with anyone who has ever found peace in a lines-of-code count while the rest of the world waits.
Key Features:
- Expertly printed using high-definition inks that stay vibrant even after countless hours of intense debugging and multiple wash cycles.
- Constructed from premium cotton, offering a breathable and lightweight feel that keeps you cool during high-pressure deployments.
- Designed with a soft blend of high-quality fabrics to ensure maximum comfort during those marathon coding sessions that last until sunrise.
- Features a modern, retail-ready fit with side-seamed construction that looks great at tech conferences, office stand-ups, or casual coffee shop sprints.
When it comes to the coding lifestyle, comfort is just as important as clean syntax. This shirt is engineered for the long haul, whether you are sitting in an ergonomic chair or lounging on a sofa with a laptop. Beyond the wit and the relatable sentiment, the versatility of this garment makes it a staple for any tech enthusiast. It functions perfectly as a programmer gift idea for the “hard to shop for” lead dev or the computer science student who is currently buried in their senior project. The fabric’s soft blend ensures that there is no irritation during movement, making it a reliable choice for daily wear. To maintain the longevity of the print and the integrity of the premium cotton, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat or air dry to keep the fit consistent. This attention to care ensures that your favorite piece of software engineering apparel remains a centerpiece of your wardrobe for years to come, long after your current codebase has been deprecated.
In the grand scheme of a developer’s career, there will always be tasks we want to avoid and code we are dying to write. Why not celebrate that creative tension with a garment that truly understands your workflow? The Procrasticoding Putting Off Something To Go Go Code Instead T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for those who find their greatest productivity in the most unexpected moments. Whether you are treating yourself or looking for the perfect novelty gift for a colleague, this shirt captures the spirit of the modern coder with style, humor, and unmatched comfort.
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