Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Extinction with the Pretend Im A Dodo Vintage Graphic T-Shirt
Sometimes, the modern world feels a bit too fast, too loud, and too demanding. If you’ve ever felt like you belong to a different era—or perhaps an entirely different evolutionary branch—the Pretend Im A Dodo Vintage Graphic T-Shirt is your new spiritual uniform. This design isn’t just about a bird; it’s about a state of mind. It’s for the person who appreciates self-deprecating humor and the quiet irony of being “extinct” in a hyper-connected world. Whether you’re dodging social obligations or just want to spark a conversation about natural history with a twist of sarcasm, this funny bird tee serves as the perfect low-effort costume. It captures that specific vintage aesthetic that suggests you’ve had this shirt since the 17th century, yet it feels perfectly relevant for today’s quirky fashion landscape. It is the ultimate expression of being uniquely yourself while paying homage to one of history’s most famous avian icons.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, high-quality feel that stays comfortable through every daily adventure.
- Features a specialized soft blend fabric that ensures all-day wearability, making it a go-to choice for lounging or exploring.
- Printed using high-definition, eco-friendly inks that maintain the integrity of the retro animal shirt design even after dozens of washes.
- Designed with a versatile unisex fit that looks great on all body types, providing a relaxed yet stylish silhouette for any occasion.
Beyond its witty message, this garment is a masterclass in versatility. It bridges the gap between a casual weekend staple and a standout novelty gift outfit. Imagine wearing it to a casual Friday at the office, a weekend trip to the natural history museum, or even as a clever icebreaker at a local brewery. The beauty of this retro animal shirt lies in its ability to be both a punchline and a fashion statement. When it comes to longevity, we believe your wardrobe should stand the test of time, unlike the dodo itself. To keep your tee looking its best, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors. This preserves the vibrancy of the graphic and the structural integrity of the premium cotton. Avoid high heat when drying; a low tumble dry or hanging it out to air dry will keep the fabric soft and the fit true to size for years to come. This attention to detail ensures that your tribute to extinct bird humor remains a permanent fixture in your closet, resisting the wear and tear of the modern world.
In a world full of trends that come and go, there is something profoundly relatable about a bird that famously didn’t make the cut. The Pretend Im A Dodo Vintage Graphic T-Shirt is more than just apparel; it is a celebration of the unique, the odd, and the wonderfully obsolete. It makes for an exceptional gift for the science enthusiast, the vintage lover, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh at life’s little absurdities. Wrap yourself in the comfort of a soft blend tee that says everything you’re thinking without you having to speak a word. Make a bold, funny, and unmistakably retro statement today and let the world know that you’re just here to be yourself—even if that self is technically extinct. It is time to stop following the flock and start honoring the dodo in style.
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