Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Effortless Humor with the Pretend Im A Caterpillar Novelty Costume T-Shirt
In a world where costume parties often demand hours of preparation and uncomfortable accessories, the Pretend Im A Caterpillar Novelty Costume T-Shirt emerges as the ultimate solution for the witty minimalist. This design isn’t just about what is printed on the fabric; it is a lifestyle statement for those who appreciate deadpan humor and the art of the low-effort transformation. Wearing this funny graphic tee outfit signals to the world that you have a playful spirit and a keen sense of irony. It taps into the universal desire to occasionally retreat from the pressures of adulthood and “metamorphose” into something simpler—like a creature that spends its days eating leaves and preparing for a long nap. Whether you are an introvert looking for a conversation starter or a social butterfly who loves a good pun, this shirt perfectly captures a vibe of whimsical nonchalance.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long.
- Features a high-quality soft blend fabric that maintains its shape and texture through countless wears.
- Printed using advanced, eco-friendly inks that ensure the graphic remains vibrant and resistant to cracking.
- Designed with reinforced double-stitching on the sleeves and neckline for enhanced durability and a polished look.
The beauty of this lazy Halloween costume lies in its incredible versatility. While it serves as a brilliant low-effort cosplay for office parties or neighborhood trick-or-treating, its utility extends far beyond October 31st. It is a fantastic choice for teachers who want to bring a bit of insect lover humor to the classroom, or for science students who want to show off their biological interests with a comedic twist. Because it is made from a high-quality soft blend and premium cotton, it functions perfectly as an everyday casual top. Pair it with your favorite jeans for a relaxed weekend look, or layer it under a jacket for a quirky touch to a modern outfit. The fabric is specifically chosen for its softness against the skin, making it a go-to choice for lounging at home—perhaps while mimicking a caterpillar yourself by wrapping up in a cozy blanket.
To ensure your garment stays in peak condition, we recommend a simple care routine. To preserve the integrity of the graphic and the softness of the premium cotton, wash the shirt inside out in cold water. Avoid using harsh bleaches, and tumble dry on a low heat setting or air dry to maintain the fit. This attention to detail in maintenance ensures that the wit and charm of the design stay as fresh as a newly sprouted leaf, season after season. It also makes for a thoughtful and hilarious gift for that friend who is always “transforming” their life or simply enjoys a good laugh at the expense of traditional costume expectations.
Ultimately, the Pretend Im A Caterpillar Novelty Costume T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a clever nod to the joy of simplicity. It proves that you don’t need elaborate props or expensive masks to make a lasting impression at a gathering. By choosing this funny graphic tee outfit, you are opting for comfort, quality, and a unique brand of humor that resonates with anyone who has ever felt like they were just one snack away from entering a cocoon. It is the definitive choice for the modern joker who values both style and a good punchline.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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