Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement for the Caffeine-Obsessed: The Vintage Moka Pot Tee

There is a specific kind of magic that happens in the early hours of the morning when the stove-top moka pot begins to hiss and gurgle. For those who live for that rich, dark aroma, the Pot Head Vintage Distressed Coffee Moka Pot T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a bold declaration of identity. This design leans heavily into a cheeky play on words, reclaiming the “pot head” label for the true connoisseurs of the bean. It captures a very specific vibe—one that perfectly balances intellectual wit with a laid-back, vintage aesthetic. This isn’t just a funny shirt; it’s a nod to the artisanal coffee culture that values the traditional process as much as the caffeine kick itself. Whether you are a morning person by choice or by chemical necessity, this shirt speaks to the soul of anyone whose blood type is essentially espresso. The distressed look adds a layer of “old-school cool,” suggesting that your love for the brew is as timeless as the moka pot design itself.
When it comes to everyday wear, the tactile experience is just as important as the message you are sending to the world. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, making it an easy choice for long days at the office, intense study sessions, or lazy Sundays spent at your favorite local cafe. We have utilized a high-quality soft blend that ensures the fabric remains breathable and lightweight, allowing for maximum airflow even when the summer heat kicks in. The “distressed” element of the graphic isn’t just a visual choice; it complements the soft texture of the shirt, giving it a “lived-in” feel right out of the package. There are no stiff fabrics or scratchy textures here—only a durable, high-quality garment designed to provide a relaxed fit that maintains its shape and comfort level through countless washes and morning brews.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect for the Caffeine Enthusiast: This design celebrates the hardcore coffee culture with a witty play on words that will have fellow coffee drinkers nodding in silent, caffeinated approval.
- Retro Espresso Vibe: The vintage, weathered aesthetic mirrors the classic look of mid-century European cafes, making it a timeless addition to any modern streetwear wardrobe.
- Authentic Barista Style: Whether you are pulling professional shots behind a commercial counter or just brewing at home, this shirt gives off an effortlessly cool, “expert-level” energy.
- The Quirky Coffee Lover Gift: If you have a friend who can’t function without their morning ritual, this is the ultimate gift that combines clever humor with high-end fashion sensibility.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the vintage aesthetic of this graphic tee, pair it with a set of dark-wash denim jeans and some rugged leather boots for a classic, Americana look. For those who prefer a more modern, urban ensemble, try layering the shirt under a thick flannel or a lightweight bomber jacket. If you are heading to a casual weekend brunch, tucking the shirt into some olive-colored chinos and adding a canvas beanie can round out that “barista-off-duty” look perfectly. The versatility of the design means it works just as well under a blazer for a “business-casual-with-a-wink” vibe as it does with your favorite pair of loungewear joggers for a cozy morning at home. The neutral tones of the distressed print make it easy to match with almost any color palette, though it looks particularly striking against earth tones like forest green, rust, or mustard yellow.
In a world of fast-paced trends and instant coffee, the Pot Head Vintage Distressed Coffee Moka Pot T-Shirt stands out by celebrating a slower, more intentional ritual. It is a tribute to the steam, the pressure, and the community of coffee drinkers who understand that a truly good day starts with a great pot and a bit of humor. This shirt is an essential wardrobe staple for anyone who takes their caffeine seriously but doesn’t take themselves too seriously. Wear it with pride and let the world know exactly where your morning loyalty lies.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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