Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Spiritual Leadership with a Touch of Humor

Ministry is a high calling that requires a unique blend of patience, wisdom, and often a very healthy dose of caffeine. This design captures that essence by breaking down the “ingredients” of a spiritual leader in a format everyone recognizes—a nutrition label. It moves beyond the traditional, often stiff imagery associated with the clergy and embraces a relatable, human side of the vocation. When you choose this Pastor Nutrition Facts Graphic T-Shirt, you are acknowledging that behind the sermons and the counseling sessions is a person with a great sense of humor and a heart for service. It is about celebrating the tireless work of those who shepherd their congregations with grace, late-night prayers, and a smile. This shirt serves as a gentle, witty reminder that being a pastor isn’t just a job; it is a lifestyle made up of specific traits that keep a faith community thriving and connected.
Comfort is paramount when you are moving from a morning service to a community outreach event or a deep-dive study session. That is why we have focused heavily on the tactile experience of this garment, ensuring it meets the demands of a busy lifestyle. Crafted from a premium cotton and a soft blend, this tee offers a lightweight, airy feel that does not sacrifice long-term durability. The fabric is specifically designed to be breathable, ensuring that whether you are standing behind a podium or helping out at a local neighborhood gathering, you stay cool and comfortable throughout the day. The high-quality construction means the shirt retains its shape and softness even after numerous cycles through the wash, making it a reliable staple in any casual wardrobe. We believe that apparel should feel as good as the message it carries, providing a smooth texture against the skin that makes it an instant favorite for daily wear and relaxed weekends.
Why This Design Rocks:
- It serves as the ultimate gift for pastors who appreciate a lighthearted, clever take on their daily responsibilities and various roles within the church.
- This piece stands out as a unique example of funny Christian apparel that naturally sparks meaningful conversations and shares a bit of joy with everyone who reads it.
- It is a fantastic way to show genuine gratitude during Pastor Appreciation Month or any time you want to highlight the positive impact of spiritual leadership humor in your community.
- The versatile design makes it a perfect ministry appreciation gift that balances professional respect with a modern, approachable aesthetic.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of this graphic tee lies in its incredible versatility. For a classic, casual look that works for office hours or community visits, pair it with your favorite dark-wash denim jeans and a pair of clean leather boots or comfortable sneakers. If you want to elevate the look for a semi-formal church event or a casual meeting, try layering it under a well-fitted blazer or a knit cardigan; this adds a touch of sophistication while keeping the mood friendly and accessible. During the cooler months, it looks great under a rugged utility jacket or a simple zip-up hoodie. Because the design is clean and the colors are neutral, it integrates seamlessly into any existing wardrobe, allowing the message to shine without being overwhelming.
In conclusion, being a spiritual leader involves a complex mix of ingredients—faith, love, endurance, and a bit of wit. This Pastor Nutrition Facts Graphic T-Shirt perfectly summarizes those qualities in a way that is both honoring and hilarious. Whether you are buying it for yourself to wear on a “casual Friday” at the office or gifting it to a mentor who has made a difference in your life, this shirt represents the joy found in service. It is a high-quality tribute to the men and women who give their all to their congregations, proving that faith and fun can indeed go hand-in-hand.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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