Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate “Okay Im Here Wheres The Work” Raccoon Vintage Distressed T-Shirt for Relatable Office Humor

We’ve all had those mornings where we show up to the office, but our motivation is still tucked away in bed. The Okay Im Here Wheres The Work Raccoon Vintage Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that chaotic energy of being present yet entirely unenthused about the tasks ahead. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a lifestyle statement for the “reluctant professional.” This design taps into the internet’s obsession with trash pandas—the ultimate symbols of scavenging through life with a mixture of grit, curiosity, and confusion. If you’ve ever walked into a meeting and felt like a raccoon staring at a locked dumpster, this shirt is your spiritual uniform. It speaks to the post-burnout generation that finds deep humor in the daily grind, blending a sense of irony with a classic retro vibe that never goes out of style. It’s the perfect way to signal that you’ve arrived, even if your brain is still buffering.
When it comes to everyday wear, comfort is just as important as the message you’re sending to your coworkers. This novelty tee is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels broken-in and soft from the very first wear. We’ve chosen a soft blend that ensures maximum breathability whether you’re actually tackling your to-do list or just pretending to look busy in the breakroom. The vintage distressed finish gives it that lived-in, thrifted aesthetic that pairs perfectly with the cynical humor of the graphic. High-quality printing techniques ensure that the design remains vibrant and intact through countless wash cycles, making it a reliable staple in your wardrobe for years to come. There are no itchy side seams or stiff, heavy fabrics here—just pure, cozy sarcasm designed for all-day wear.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Funny work humor apparel: A great icebreaker for the office or a subtle way to let your manager know your current energy level without saying a word.
- Retro aesthetic graphic tee: The distressed print offers a timeless, vintage look that fits right in with modern streetwear and “ugly-cool” fashion trends.
- Relatable office sarcasm shirt: Ideal for anyone who appreciates a bit of dark humor regarding their career path and the absurdity of adult responsibilities.
Styling Tips:
Because this shirt carries such a strong personality, it works best with a laid-back, effortless ensemble that mirrors its “I just got here” energy. For a classic casual look, tuck it into a pair of high-waisted distressed denim jeans and throw on some vintage-style sneakers. If you’re heading out in cooler weather, layer it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket to lean into that “outdoorsy but exhausted” raccoon aesthetic. For those working in a more creative or relaxed office environment, you can even pair it with a structured blazer to create a hilarious contrast between professional attire and the “where’s the work” sentiment. No matter how you choose to style it, the shirt remains the undeniable focal point of your outfit, sparking conversations and laughs wherever you go.
In a world that often takes itself way too seriously, sometimes you just need to embrace your inner trash panda and laugh at the situation. Whether you’re buying this for yourself to survive another Monday or as a gift for that one friend who is perpetually five minutes late with a cold coffee in hand, the Okay Im Here Wheres The Work Raccoon Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is an essential addition to any wardrobe. It combines high-quality construction with a message that resonates with anyone who has ever clocked in and immediately wondered when they could clock out. Grab yours today and let everyone know that while you might physically be here, you’re still waiting for the motivation to actually start the day.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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