Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Chill with the “No Bloblem” Blobfish Graphic Tee
Life can get heavy, much like the atmospheric pressure in the deep sea, but this No Bloblem Blobfish Funny Graphic T-Shirt reminds us to stay resilient with a smile. The blobfish has become a cult icon of the internet age, representing that relatable feeling of being slightly out of place but still persevering. This design taps into the “ugly-cute” aesthetic that resonates with anyone who appreciates subverting traditional beauty standards. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement of nonchalance and a badge of honor for those who find joy in the depths of the ocean’s mysteries. When you wear this, you are signaling a shared understanding of internet culture and the paradoxical charm of one of nature’s most unusual creations. It’s about celebrating the unconventional and finding humor in the most unexpected places, making it a must-have for those who march to the beat of their own drum.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability during daily wear.
- High-quality, eco-friendly printing techniques for long-lasting humor and vibrant colors that won’t fade.
- Features a soft blend construction suitable for all-day relaxation and a cozy feel against the skin.
- Reinforced stitching and side-seamed construction to ensure durability through every deep-sea adventure.
Whether you are heading to a casual brunch, a weekend aquarium trip, or a science museum, this cute novelty tee serves as the ultimate conversation starter. Its versatility allows it to be paired effortlessly with distressed denim for a laid-back look or tucked into a high-waisted skirt for a more curated, quirky ensemble. For sea life fans, it represents a niche appreciation for the oddities of nature and the humor found in marine biology humor. It’s an ideal choice for educators, biology students, or anyone who spends their weekends binge-watching nature documentaries. The humor is subtle yet effective, relying on a clever play on words that breaks the ice instantly in any social setting. When considering a quirky gift idea, this shirt stands out because it caters to a specific sense of humor that is both wholesome and slightly absurd. It’s the kind of present that gets remembered because it captures a unique personality trait—the ability to find light in the dark and remain unbothered by the chaos of the world.
To maintain the vibrant colors and the integrity of the pun, we recommend washing this garment inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low or air dry to keep the soft blend fabric feeling as plush as the day it arrived. Avoid ironing directly over the print to preserve the graphic’s crispness, ensuring your message stays clear for years to come. This attention to detail ensures that your favorite piece of marine-inspired apparel remains a staple in your wardrobe, surviving the pressures of daily life just as the blobfish survives the crushing weight of the abyss.
In a world full of high-pressure expectations and constant hustle, sometimes you just need to channel your inner deep-sea dweller and take a breath. The No Bloblem Blobfish Funny Graphic T-Shirt is the perfect way to share a laugh with friends or give a thoughtful, humorous gift to a loved one who appreciates the weirder side of the animal kingdom. Its combination of comfort, quality, and wit makes it a standout choice for any casual collection. Don’t let life’s little problems get you down—embrace the “No Bloblem” lifestyle and show off your love for the ocean’s most misunderstood creature with this essential wardrobe addition. It is the ultimate celebration of being yourself
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface


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