Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Unsung Hero of the Graveyard Shift: A Sarcastic Tribute to Nursing Resilience
Working the night shift in a clinical setting is less of a job and more of a survival marathon, fueled by lukewarm coffee and a very specific brand of dark humor. This Night Shift Nurse Keeping Them Alive Until 7-05 Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that transition of responsibility that every healthcare professional knows all too well. It isn’t just about the clinical care provided between sundown and sunrise; it is about the grit, the stamina, and the unspoken pact to keep the chaos contained until the day shift arrives to take over the reins. The “7:05” mark is a legendary timestamp in the world of medicine—it represents that final stretch where your caffeine has worn off, your feet are aching, and your primary goal is a safe handoff. This design resonates with those who thrive in the quiet, often unpredictable hallways of a hospital at 3:00 AM, offering a relatable nod to the camaraderie and “healthcare professional humor” shared among those who work while the rest of the world sleeps.
When you are halfway through a grueling twelve-hour rotation, the last thing you want to worry about is uncomfortable clothing. This tee is engineered for the long haul, utilizing a premium cotton construction that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, even during the most stressful codes or charting sessions. The soft blend ensures that the garment moves with you, providing the breathability needed in high-pressure environments. Beyond the physical comfort, there is a psychological comfort in wearing something that reflects your reality. The vintage distressed aesthetic of the print mirrors the “worn-out but still standing” vibe of a veteran nurse who has seen it all. It’s a durable piece of apparel designed to survive the industrial washers and the hectic pace of the ICU, ER, or med-surg floor. Whether you are treating patients or grabbing a quick snack at the nurse’s station, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for the “vampire crew” who keeps the healthcare system running through the darkest hours. It’s more than a funny tee; it’s a statement of dedication wrapped in a layer of sarcastic wit.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that lasts through the longest shifts.
- Features a high-quality soft blend fabric that maintains its shape and comfort after countless washes.
- An ideal medical worker gift for colleagues, friends, or family members who take pride in their nocturnal nursing duties.
- The vintage distressed aesthetic provides a stylish, lived-in look that perfectly matches the “night shift vibe.”
If you have ever counted down the minutes to report while ensuring every patient is stable and every task is checked off, you know that the struggle is real—and hilarious. This garment is the perfect way to celebrate the tireless work of those who dominate the moonlit hours of healthcare. It makes an incredible medical worker gift for the hero in your life who handles the 2:00 AM madness with grace and a grin. Don’t let your hard work go unrecognized or your sense of humor go unexpressed. Add this essential piece to your wardrobe today and show the world exactly what it takes to be a hero after dark. Grab your Night Shift Nurse Keeping Them Alive Until 7-05 Distressed T-Shirt and wear your late-night expertise with pride!
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