Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Bold New Look with the New Tits Who Dis- Retro T-Shirt
Embrace a new chapter of self-love and unapologetic confidence with a design that speaks volumes through witty, modern humor. The New Tits Who Dis- Retro T-Shirt is more than just a casual piece of apparel; it is a lighthearted celebration of body autonomy and the exciting journey of self-enhancement. Taking a playful nod from the iconic “New Phone, Who Dis?” pop culture meme, this design flips the script to commemorate a successful breast augmentation. It is crafted for the individual who isn’t afraid to own their choices, leaning into a sassy, retro-inspired aesthetic that makes a bold statement. Whether you are gifting this to a best friend who has just navigated their recovery period or you are treating yourself to a “reveal” outfit that matches your new silhouette, this tee captures that specific, joyful moment of looking in the mirror and feeling like a completely upgraded, empowered version of yourself.
Key Features:
- Printed using high-definition ink technology to ensure the retro typography remains vibrant and crisp after every wash.
- Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend fabric that prioritizes breathability and a gentle feel against the skin.
- Features a classic unisex fit with side-seamed construction, providing a flattering drape for all body types.
- Reinforced neck and shoulder taping for added durability, ensuring the garment maintains its shape over time.
Beyond the initial laugh, this tee is intentionally designed for maximum comfort during the times you need it most. When recovering from cosmetic surgery, the sensation of your clothing is paramount. That is why we have selected a soft blend of materials that feels incredibly gentle, ensuring that your funny breast augmentation gift does not cause irritation while you are in the healing phase. The vintage-inspired typography brings a sense of timeless charm to your wardrobe, making it a versatile staple that pairs perfectly with high-waisted leggings for a cozy day at home or distressed denim for a casual weekend outing. This cosmetic surgery celebration tee serves as the ultimate conversation starter, perfect for those who possess a sharp sense of humor regarding their personal transformation. To keep the colors vivid and the integrity of the graphic intact, we recommend washing this garment inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on a low heat setting or hang dry to maintain that “freshly bought” feel for years to come. It is a durable piece of sassy retro fashion that stands up to repeated wear, mirroring the enduring confidence you feel after your procedure.
In a world that often takes itself far too seriously, choosing to find the humor in your personal glow-up is a powerful and refreshing move. This graphic tee bridges the gap between high-end self-assurance and relatable, internet-era comedy. It makes for an unforgettable memento for anyone entering their post-op era with a smile and a wink. Ultimately, the New Tits Who Dis- Retro T-Shirt is about celebrating the skin you are in—and the upgrades you have chosen for it. Wear it with pride, knowing you look every bit as fantastic as you feel, and let the world know that your new look comes with a side of hilarious perspective.
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