Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Get Punny with Faith: The Ultimate “I Noah Guy” Retro Tee Experience
Faith doesn’t always have to be somber; in fact, it often shines brightest when paired with a sense of joy and lightheartedness. The Need An Ark- I Noah Guy Retro Novelty T-Shirt is a masterclass in religious pun apparel, blending biblical history with a contemporary “dad joke” sensibility. By taking one of the most iconic stories of the Old Testament and infusing it with clever wordplay, this design serves as a brilliant icebreaker for believers and non-believers alike. It captures a specific type of nostalgia—the retro fonts and sun-drenched color palettes evoke the feeling of a vintage faith graphic tee from the 1970s or 80s. This isn’t just a garment; it’s a way to express your unique personality and your beliefs without having to say a single word. Whether you are a fan of historical wit or you are simply looking for a conversation starter at the next community potluck or youth group meeting, this design bridges the gap between ancient scripture and modern humor perfectly. It’s a celebration of the lighter side of life, proving that you can be serious about your values while still having a laugh.

When you slip on this shirt, you immediately notice the difference that high-end construction makes. We believe that a great joke deserves a world-class canvas, which is why we have utilized a premium cotton construction that feels as good as it looks. The fabric offers a soft blend that drapes naturally against the body, ensuring you stay comfortable whether you are out on a summer picnic, running errands, or attending a weekend church retreat. This is far from a stiff, scratchy novelty item that will sit forgotten in the back of your drawer. Instead, the durability of the reinforced stitching and the breathability of the natural fibers make it a reliable go-to choice for daily wear. It is built to withstand the rigors of the laundry cycle while maintaining its structural integrity and that “favorite shirt” feel from the very first day. In a world dominated by fast fashion and disposable trends, this Bible-themed humor piece stands out as a high-quality staple. It provides that lived-in comfort that only the best Christian novelty clothing can offer, making it a functional piece of art for your everyday wardrobe.
Product Highlights:
- Classic retro aesthetic featuring a vintage-inspired color palette and distressed typography for a timeless, soulful look.
- Expertly crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton to ensure maximum breathability and all-day skin comfort.
- Designed with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle stitching for enhanced long-lasting durability and shape retention.
- A clever and thoughtful gift idea for pastors, youth leaders, or anyone who appreciates a good pun and a bit of spiritual wit.
If you are looking to add a touch of levity to your spiritual walk, there is no better choice than this witty design. It is more than just a clever outfit; it is a statement of joy and a testament to the fact that humor is a gift. Don’t let your style get bogged down by the mundane—stay afloat with a design that celebrates one of the most famous survival stories in history with a cheeky, modern twist. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for a friend who loves a good laugh, this shirt is guaranteed to bring smiles to everyone you encounter. Grab your Need An Ark- I Noah Guy Retro Novelty T-Shirt today and be the person everyone “knows” for having the best sense of humor in the congregation. It is time to upgrade your casual rotation with a piece that is as meaningful as it is hilarious, ensuring you look great while spreading a little bit of sunshine and faith wherever you go.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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