Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Plant-Based Journey with the Nacho Average Vegan Distressed Graphic T-Shirt

Embracing a plant-based lifestyle is a journey filled with discovery, health, and a commitment to the planet, but who says you can’t have a little fun along the way? The Nacho Average Vegan Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate expression of personality for those who take their ethics seriously but their fashion with a grain of salt (and maybe some nutritional yeast). This design taps into the vibrant culture of puns and lightheartedness that defines the modern cruelty-free movement. By blending a classic food pun with a bold identity statement, this shirt moves away from the stereotypical “preachy” vegan trope and leans into a more approachable, humorous vibe. The distressed aesthetic provides a lived-in, vintage feel that suggests your commitment to this lifestyle isn’t a passing trend—it is a seasoned, authentic part of who you are. Whether you are hitting up a local vegan festival or just grabbing groceries, this tee serves as a witty icebreaker that invites smiles rather than debates.
Quality and ethics go hand-in-hand, which is why this garment is constructed with the wearer’s ultimate comfort in mind. We believe that what you wear should feel as good as the food you eat, which is why we utilize premium cotton that offers an incredibly soft touch against the skin. This soft blend ensures that the fabric remains breathable during the summer months while providing a cozy base layer during the winter. We have avoided synthetic, scratchy materials in favor of high-quality fibers that maintain their integrity and shape through countless laundry cycles. The distressed graphic is applied using advanced techniques that ensure the design looks intentionally weathered without peeling or fading prematurely. It is a durable piece designed for the long haul, mirroring the sustainable mindset of the community it represents.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Plant-based humor: The clever “Nacho Average” pun is a fan favorite that highlights your lifestyle choice through a lens of wit and approachability.
- Funny novelty tee: This shirt makes for a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or “veganniversaries,” offering a unique alternative to generic presents.
- Eco-conscious lifestyle: The design resonates with those who prioritize mindfulness and sustainability, making it a staple piece for any ethical wardrobe.
- Timeless Distressed Vibe: The vintage-inspired graphic ensures you stay on-trend while maintaining a relaxed, effortless look that never goes out of style.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of this graphic tee lies in its incredible versatility. For a classic, casual look, pair it with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a pair of sustainable canvas sneakers; this creates an effortless “weekend warrior” outfit perfect for brunch or a trip to the park. If you want to elevate the look, try tucking it into a high-waisted faux-leather skirt or layering it under a structured vegan suede jacket for a bit of an edgy, urban contrast. During cooler months, it works perfectly under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a chunky knit cardigan, allowing the graphic to peek through and spark conversation. Because of its neutral but bold design, it also pairs beautifully with earthy tones like olive green, mustard, or terracotta, helping you lean into that natural, organic aesthetic that complements the vegan ethos.
Ultimately, choosing the Nacho Average Vegan Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is about more than just buying another piece of clothing; it is about celebrating a lifestyle that values compassion and joy. In a world where fashion can often feel clinical or fast-paced, this tee brings a human element back to the wardrobe. It reminds us that we can be advocates for change while still being the life of the party. It is a tribute to everyone who is doing their part for the animals and the Earth, one plant-based meal at a time, and doing it with a sense of humor. Grab this tee for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for the standout vegan in your life, and let the world know that you are anything but average.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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