Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Stand Out in Talent Acquisition with the Nacho Average Recruiter Vintage Distressed T-Shirt

In the fast-paced world of headhunting and hiring, it takes a certain level of wit and resilience to stay on top of the game. Recruiting is not just a career; it is a high-stakes matching game where you are the ultimate referee. The Nacho Average Recruiter Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is designed specifically for those who navigate the complexities of the job market with a sense of humor and a lot of heart. This design taps into the playful side of the industry, offering a clever pun that highlights your expertise while keeping things lighthearted. Whether you are sourcing candidates on a busy Monday morning or celebrating a signed offer letter on a Friday afternoon, this tee serves as a badge of honor for the person who finds the “purple squirrels” that everyone else misses. It celebrates the vibe of a professional who is confident in their skills and isn’t afraid to show off a bit of personality in a traditionally corporate environment.
Quality and comfort are essential when you are balancing back-to-back screening calls and managing stakeholder expectations. This shirt is constructed from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, providing the kind of comfort you need for a long day at the desk. We utilize a soft blend of fibers to ensure that the garment remains breathable and lightweight, making it an ideal choice for year-round wear. The fabric is treated to maintain its integrity, ensuring that the “distressed” look refers only to the stylish vintage aesthetic and not the durability of the shirt itself. It is designed to be your go-to piece for those casual office days or work-from-home sessions where you want to feel relaxed without looking sloppy.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The ultimate gift for recruiters who appreciate a good pun and want to showcase their unique role in the workforce.
- A fantastic conversation starter for any Human Resources professional attending networking events or industry conferences.
- Perfectly captures the essence of talent acquisition humor, making it a relatable choice for anyone who lives and breathes the hiring cycle.
- Boasts a timeless appeal as a piece of vintage novelty apparel, blending old-school cool with modern-day professional pride.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this witty design, try pairing it with a tailored blazer and dark denim for a polished “tech-startup” look that works perfectly for casual meetings or Zoom calls. If you are heading out for a weekend brunch, throw it on with your favorite pair of distressed jeans and some stylish leather boots to lean into that vintage aesthetic. For those cooler office environments, it layers beautifully under a zip-up hoodie or a rugged denim jacket. The versatile design ensures it looks just as good at a professional mixer as it does at a backyard barbecue, allowing your personality to shine through no matter the setting.
Ultimately, being a recruiter means you are a storyteller, a negotiator, and a dream-maker all rolled into one. The Nacho Average Recruiter Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect way to acknowledge the hard work that goes into building world-class teams while keeping your sense of humor intact. It’s time to move away from the bland, traditional office attire and embrace a wardrobe that reflects your status as a top-tier talent scout. Whether you’re buying this for yourself or as a thoughtful gesture for a colleague, it’s a statement piece that proves you are truly “nacho” average professional in the hiring world.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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