Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Flame with the Nacho Average Griller Retro T-Shirt

There is a specific kind of confidence that comes with standing over a sizzling grill, tongs in hand, as the aroma of charred perfection fills the air. It is a role reserved for the bold, the seasoned, and those with a sense of humor as sharp as their carving knives. Our Nacho Average Griller Retro T-Shirt captures this spirit perfectly, blending vintage aesthetics with a pun-tastic attitude that sets you apart from the amateur cooks. This isn’t just a garment; it is a badge of honor for the backyard hero who knows that a great cookout requires more than just high heat—it requires a legendary personality. The “Nacho Average” sentiment speaks to those who take pride in their secret rubs and perfect sear marks, ensuring that every guest knows they are in the presence of a true culinary artist.
When you are busy flipping burgers or monitoring a low-and-slow brisket, the last thing you want to worry about is an uncomfortable outfit. That is why we have crafted this piece from a premium cotton and soft blend fabric that prioritizes breathability and movement. The material is lightweight enough to keep you cool near the intense heat of the coals, yet durable enough to withstand the rigors of a day spent outdoors. Featuring a smooth texture that feels broken-in from the very first wear, this shirt offers a relaxed fit that moves with you, whether you are reaching for the seasoning rack or hoisting a cold beverage. The high-quality construction ensures that the vintage-inspired colors and sharp graphics remain vibrant through countless wash cycles and heavy smoke sessions.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Humor: As a standout Funny BBQ Graphic Tee, this design uses clever wordplay to break the ice and start conversations at any social gathering.
- Essential Equipment: Consider this an integral part of your Grilling Gear; it is as necessary as your favorite spatula for setting the right mood at the pit.
- Retro Aesthetic: The vintage-inspired typography and color palette evoke a nostalgic 70s and 80s vibe that is currently trending in modern streetwear.
- The Perfect Gift: Whether it is for Father’s Day, a birthday, or a housewarming party, this shirt is the ultimate tribute to the pitmaster in your life.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the laid-back, king-of-the-cookout aesthetic, pair this tee with your favorite set of distressed denim jeans or comfortable cargo shorts. If the evening air gets a bit chilly while the embers are still glowing, layer it under a rugged flannel shirt or a lightweight bomber jacket for an effortless, outdoorsy look. For the full “Grill Master” ensemble, don’t forget a heavy-duty canvas apron and a pair of classic aviator sunglasses. Because the design has a distinct retro flair, it also pairs exceptionally well with vintage sneakers or leather boots, making it versatile enough to transition from the backyard patio to a casual night out at the local brewery.
In the world of outdoor cooking, reputation is everything. Wearing the Nacho Average Griller Retro T-Shirt tells the world that you don’t just follow recipes—you create experiences. It celebrates the joy of the gathering, the sizzle of the steak, and the laughter shared over a plate of smoky goodness. If you are looking to upgrade your summer wardrobe or find a gift that will actually get used, this shirt is the answer. Embrace the pun, master the heat, and remind everyone that you are truly “Nacho Average” when it comes to the art of the grill.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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