Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Queen of the Fiesta with This Nacho Average Grammy Retro T-Shirt

When it comes to family dynamics, every grandmother has her own unique flair, but only a few truly stand out as the life of the party. The Nacho Average Grammy Retro T-Shirt is a playful nod to that one-of-a-kind matriarch who brings spice, humor, and a whole lot of personality to every gathering. This design isn’t just about a holiday; it’s about celebrating a woman who refuses to be “average” in any sense of the word. By blending the vibrant, high-energy spirit of a fiesta with the heartwarming and foundational role of a grandmother, this tee captures a very specific vibe: the “Cool Grammy” who is always ready for a taco night, a family dance-off, and a good laugh. It’s the perfect way to honor her during the spring festivities while acknowledging that her spirit is as bold and unforgettable as a bowl of extra-spicy salsa. This shirt communicates that she is a woman of character, humor, and endless love.
Beyond the witty pun and the charming sentiment, we prioritize the physical experience of wearing the garment. We understand that a favorite shirt needs to feel as good as it looks, which is why we have utilized premium cotton for its construction. This choice ensures a level of breathability and softness that is essential for warm May afternoons, outdoor family reunions, or busy days spent with the grandkids. We’ve selected a soft blend that feels gentle against the skin from the very first wear, avoiding the stiff, heavy, or scratchy feel often associated with standard graphic tops. The construction features reinforced stitching and a high-quality finish to ensure the garment survives countless wash cycles without losing its shape or comfort. Whether she’s chasing little ones around the park or relaxing on the patio with a cold beverage, the comfort level remains unmatched, proving that high-quality fashion can indeed be both fun and functional for the long term.
Why This Design Rocks:
- An exceptional choice for those seeking Cinco De Mayo gift ideas that combine lighthearted humor with a deeply personal touch for the family matriarch.
- A standout funny grandmother shirt that serves as a fantastic conversation starter at community festivals, backyard BBQs, or private family parties.
- Features a festive graphic tee aesthetic that utilizes retro-inspired typography and colors to provide a timeless look that transcends seasonal trends.
- Ideal for grandmothers who take pride in their role but love to showcase their vibrant, youthful personality and their appreciation for a clever play on words.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is all about leaning into its casual, joyful, and approachable essence. For a classic and timeless look, pair it with well-fitted denim jeans and a comfortable pair of white sneakers—this is the perfect uniform for a day of celebration or a casual outing. If the evening turns a bit chilly or the setting is a bit more refined, a light denim jacket or a cozy oversized cardigan can add a layer of sophistication without hiding the cheeky message. For those who want to fully embrace the festive theme, consider accessorizing with colorful turquoise jewelry, a bright woven tote, or even a floral scarf. It’s a versatile item that works just as well for a quick grocery run as it does for a dedicated holiday event, ensuring Grammy looks stylish and feels confident no matter where she goes.
Ultimately, choosing the right apparel is about finding a balance between lasting comfort and genuine character. The Nacho Average Grammy Retro T-Shirt delivers on both fronts, offering a high-quality garment that speaks volumes about the wearer’s sense of humor and her place within the family. It celebrates the fact that being a grandmother doesn’t mean losing your edge, your sense of style, or your love for a good party. Whether you are purchasing this for yourself to wear at the next family gathering or searching for a thoughtful gesture for the world’s best Grammy, it stands out as a testament to her unique spirit. Don’t settle for a generic gift when you can provide something that matches her vibrant energy and makes every day feel like a fiesta. This shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the woman who is truly extraordinary in every way.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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