Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Culinary Statement: Why the My Favorite Animal Is Steak T-Shirt is a Grill Master Essential

For the individual who believes a head of lettuce is merely a garnish and that the finest perfume is the scent of hickory smoke, the My Favorite Animal Is Steak T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel—it is a culinary manifesto. This design taps into the unapologetic humor of the modern carnivore, celebrating the sizzle of the grill and the perfection of a medium-rare cut over traditional sentimentality. It serves as the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who finds their Zen standing over a charcoal pit, flipping ribeyes and commanding the backyard with a pair of tongs. This shirt isn’t just about what you eat; it’s about making a bold statement about where you stand in the food chain, delivered with a wink and a nod to fellow protein enthusiasts who understand that dinner is best served with sear marks.
Quality is paramount when you’re spending hours near an open flame, which is why this garment is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that prioritizes both durability and comfort. We recognize that a true BBQ grilling meat lover needs gear that can handle the heat of the kitchen and the intensity of a mid-summer cookout without losing its shape. The soft blend construction ensures maximum breathability, keeping you cool and comfortable while you are managing the smoker or meticulously tending to the flames. The fabric is chosen for its longevity, ensuring that it remains a staple in your wardrobe through countless seasons of searing, smoking, and feasting. It feels incredibly soft against the skin but possesses the ruggedness required for all-day wear, from the morning trip to the local butcher to the final cleanup after the guests have gone home.
Why This Design Rocks:
- It serves as the quintessential graphic tee gift for the person who already has every grilling gadget imaginable but still appreciates a great laugh.
- This funny carnivore shirt bridges the gap between high-end culinary passion and down-to-earth backyard humor, making it a hit at any social gathering.
- An essential addition to any collection of pitmaster apparel, ensuring you stand out as the undisputed authority of the cul-de-sac.
- The design resonates with a specific lifestyle, celebrating the joy of the feast and the community that gathers around a well-cooked meal.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is as effortless as searing a prime cut of beef. For a classic, rugged backyard look, pair it with well-worn denim jeans and a heavy-duty canvas apron to protect the fabric while you work. If you’re heading out to a local craft brewery or a casual dinner with friends, layer it under a plaid flannel shirt or a sturdy denim jacket to let the humor of the graphic peek through for a subtle yet effective statement. It also pairs perfectly with cargo shorts and comfortable boots for those marathon smoking sessions that require you to be on your feet for hours. Because the vibe is laid-back and humorous, it fits seamlessly into any casual wardrobe, acting as a versatile staple for food festivals, tailgating events, or relaxed Sunday afternoons with the family.
Whether you are treating yourself or looking for the perfect present for the foodie in your life, the My Favorite Animal Is Steak T-Shirt captures the authentic spirit of the grill. It is a celebration of flavor, fire, and the simple pleasure of a meal done right. In a world of complicated diets and food trends, this shirt stands for the timeless tradition of the barbecue. Embrace your identity as a connoisseur of the grill and wear your passion on your sleeve—literally—with a shirt that truly understands your priorities and your sense of humor.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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