Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Job Site with the Hilarious Vintage Crane Operator Statement Tee
In the world of heavy lifting and high-altitude construction, a unique sense of humor is a prerequisite for the job. The My Erection Pays The Bills Retro Distressed T-Shirt captures that exact spirit of blue-collar wit, blending the technical terminology of the trade with a classic double entendre that is sure to turn heads. To the uninitiated, it might seem like a bold claim, but to the veteran crane operator, it is a factual statement about the daily grind of erecting steel beams and massive structures that define our modern skyline. This design isn’t just about a punchline; it represents the pride of the tradesman who wakes up before dawn to build the world we live in. The vintage, weathered aesthetic mirrors the grit of a construction site, suggesting a wearer who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty while maintaining a sharp sense of workplace banter. Whether you are navigating a tower crane or managing a mobile rig, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for those who understand that in the world of heavy machinery, precision and a good laugh are equally important tools of the trade.
Beyond the clever wordplay, this garment is engineered for the actual lifestyle of a heavy equipment operator. We understand that life on the site involves long hours, fluctuating temperatures, and constant movement. That is why we have prioritized a construction that utilizes a premium cotton foundation, ensuring that the fabric remains breathable during the heat of a summer shift while providing a sturdy layer under a jacket during the winter months. The soft blend of materials provides a broken-in feel right out of the package, mimicking the comfort of a favorite shirt you’ve owned for a decade. Unlike stiff, industrial uniforms, this tee offers a relaxed fit that moves with you, whether you are climbing into the cab or grabbing a quick lunch at the tailgate. The distressed printing technique ensures that the graphic doesn’t just sit on top of the fabric; it becomes part of the shirt’s history, resisting the peeling and cracking often found in lower-quality apparel. This is a piece of vintage workwear designed to survive the rigors of the washing machine and the chaos of the job site without losing its satirical edge.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from premium cotton for maximum breathability and all-day comfort during demanding shifts.
- Features a high-quality soft blend fabric that maintains its shape and structural integrity over time.
- Designed with a vintage, distressed graphic that celebrates construction culture and heavy machinery expertise.
- Reinforced stitching at the seams to ensure durability, making it the perfect choice for the active lifestyle of a tradesman.
If you are looking for the perfect gift for the crane operator in your life, or if you simply want to bring a bit of levity to your next project meeting, this shirt is the ultimate choice. It bridges the gap between professional pride and the legendary humor found in the construction industry. It’s more than just apparel; it’s a way to connect with your crew and show the world that you have the skills—and the personality—to handle the heaviest loads. Don’t settle for a generic, boring t-shirt when you can wear something that reflects the true nature of your high-stakes career. Secure your My Erection Pays The Bills Retro Distressed T-Shirt today and let everyone on the site know exactly who is responsible for the heavy lifting. Whether you’re at the bar, the job site, or a weekend BBQ, this tee ensures your professional prowess and your sense of humor are always front and center.
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