Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Deadpan with Our Most People Can’t Tell If I’m Being Sincere Or A Smartass It’s Kind Of A Gift T-Shirt Tee
Navigating social interactions often requires a delicate balance of tone, but for some, that balance remains a complete mystery to everyone else. The Most People Can’t Tell If I’m Being Sincere Or A Smartass It’s Kind Of A Gift T-Shirt Tee is the ultimate tribute to the masters of the poker face. Sarcasm isn’t just a way of speaking; it’s a specialized skill set that keeps people on their toes, and this shirt celebrates that unique talent. Whether you are genuinely complimenting someone or delivering a biting critique wrapped in a friendly smile, this apparel acknowledges the delightful ambiguity of your personality. It speaks to the individuals who operate on a different comedic frequency, where the line between sincerity and snark is blurred to perfection. This sarcastic graphic tee is perfect for those who find joy in the puzzled looks of their peers, embracing the “gift” of being misunderstood in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a badge of honor for the witty, the dry, and the delightfully unpredictable who know that a little bit of mystery makes every conversation more interesting.
Key Features:
- Premium cotton and soft blend fabrics ensure a breathable, lightweight feel for all-day wear.
- High-definition digital printing keeps the witty text crisp and easy to read, wash after wash.
- Reinforced double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- A versatile, unisex relaxed fit that provides comfort without sacrificing your personal style.
Beyond its clever message, this piece of witty humor apparel is designed for maximum comfort and long-lasting wear. When you’re busy delivering punchlines that people won’t fully understand until three hours later, you need a garment that feels as good as your wit is sharp. Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend, the fabric provides a smooth, soft-to-the-touch experience that holds its shape through every social encounter and laundry cycle. This dry sense of humor shirt is versatile enough for casual Fridays at the office, weekend hangouts with friends, or as a statement piece at your next family gathering. To keep the message looking sharp, we recommend washing this funny quote t-shirt in cold water with similar colors and tumble drying on a low setting. Avoiding high heat ensures that the high-quality print remains vibrant and crack-free, allowing your “gift” of sarcasm to shine for years to come. Whether you pair it with your favorite distressed denim or layer it under a casual jacket, it remains a staple for anyone who values a good laugh and a high-quality garment.
Ultimately, if you are looking for a way to express your unique brand of humor without saying a single word, the Most People Can’t Tell If I’m Being Sincere Or A Smartass It’s Kind Of A Gift T-Shirt Tee is your perfect match. It celebrates the complexity of human interaction and the fun of a well-timed, ambiguous quip. This shirt makes an excellent gift for the person in your life who is notoriously impossible to read, or perhaps as a treat for yourself to warn the world of your impending wit. Step out in confidence, stay comfortable in our premium materials, and let everyone around you wonder if you’re being genuinely nice or just incredibly clever. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a reflection of a personality that refuses to be boring or predictable.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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