Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Set Sail with the Hilarious Most Likely To Abuse The Drink Package T-Shirt
Embarking on a high-seas adventure requires more than just a suitcase full of sunscreen and flip-flops; it requires a sense of humor and the perfect wardrobe to match the festive atmosphere. The Most Likely To Abuse The Drink Package T-Shirt is the ultimate expression of the carefree, celebratory spirit that defines a modern cruise vacation. When you opt for that all-inclusive beverage package, you aren’t just buying drinks—you are committing to a lifestyle of relaxation and indulgence. This shirt serves as a playful “award” for the person in your travel group who takes that commitment most seriously. Whether you are lounging by the pool with a frozen daiquiri or enjoying a craft cocktail at a themed lounge, this garment captures the essence of nautical party humor and the joy of being on island time. It is a lighthearted way to lean into the fun-loving reputation of the cruising community, making it a standout choice for anyone looking to make a splash on their next voyage.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for maximum breathability and a lightweight feel in tropical climates.
- Features a soft blend of high-quality fibers that ensure the fabric remains gentle against the skin during long days at sea.
- Engineered with professional-grade printing techniques to ensure the humor stays vibrant and clear through every wash and wear.
- Designed with a modern, relaxed fit that is perfect for layering over swimwear or dressing up for a casual dinner on the lido deck.
One of the best parts of any journey is the camaraderie built with your fellow travelers, and group vacation apparel is the secret ingredient to creating lasting memories. Wearing a themed shirt like this doesn’t just make for great photos; it acts as an instant icebreaker. You will find that other passengers can’t help but smile or strike up a conversation when they see your group’s “Most Likely To” designations. This funny cruise tee souvenir is particularly versatile, transitioning effortlessly from a morning shore excursion to an evening of dancing under the stars. Because we use a soft blend of materials, you won’t have to worry about the stiff, scratchy feel often associated with souvenir shirts. Instead, you get a retail-quality garment that you will actually want to wear long after the ship has returned to port. To maintain the integrity of the design and the softness of the premium cotton, we recommend washing your shirt inside out in cold water and tumble drying on a low setting. This care routine ensures that your favorite vacation memory stays in peak condition for your next adventure.
In conclusion, a cruise is the perfect time to let loose and enjoy the company of your favorite people. Choosing the right vacation gifts for friends can elevate the entire experience, and nothing says “fun” quite like a personalized-style superlative. The Most Likely To Abuse The Drink Package T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a testament to the laughter, the sunshine, and the unforgettable moments shared over a few drinks on the open ocean. It encapsulates the vibe of a stress-free getaway where the only responsibility is deciding which bar to visit next. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for the life of the party, this shirt is guaranteed to be a hit. Get ready to toast to the horizon and wear your title with pride as you sport the Most Likely To Abuse The Drink Package T-Shirt on your next spectacular journey.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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