Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Whimsical Charm of the Meowl Vintage Retro Distressed T-Shirt
When it comes to expressing a unique sense of humor, nothing speaks louder than a design that challenges the conventional. The Meowl Vintage Retro Distressed T-Shirt is a masterclass in surrealist wit, blending the enigmatic nature of a nocturnal owl with the familiar, domestic charm of a house cat. This isn’t just a piece of apparel; it’s a tribute to the “weird-core” internet culture and the love of clever wordplay. The vibe of this shirt is rooted in nostalgia, utilizing a distressed aesthetic that suggests a history of being a cherished wardrobe staple from a bygone era. It resonates with those who find beauty in the absurd and joy in a well-placed pun. By wearing this shirt, you aren’t just following a trend—you are showcasing a personality that values creativity, irony, and the delightful mystery of an animal hybrid that shouldn’t exist, yet feels perfectly right.
Key Features:
- Constructed from a premium cotton that provides a vintage, lived-in feel from the very first wear.
- Features a high-definition print process that captures every weathered detail of the retro graphic for a truly authentic look.
- Made with a soft blend of high-quality fibers to ensure maximum breathability and a comfortable fit throughout the day.
- Double-stitched hems and reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide long-lasting durability and shape retention.
Building a versatile wardrobe requires pieces that can transition seamlessly between different social settings while maintaining their character. This shirt is a cornerstone for anyone looking to enhance their collection of retro aesthetic apparel. Its muted tones and weathered finish make it incredibly easy to style; pair it with distressed denim for a classic grunge look, or layer it under a corduroy jacket for a more refined, academic vibe with a humorous twist. It serves as an excellent funny cat lover gift for the friend who already has everything, offering something far more unique than standard feline merchandise. Because of its high-quality construction, it remains a reliable choice for music festivals, casual Fridays, or late-night study sessions where comfort is just as important as style. It’s a whimsical pun shirt that doesn’t try too hard, allowing the cleverness of the “Meowl” concept to speak for itself while you enjoy the soft, airy feel of the fabric against your skin.
Maintaining the integrity of such a detailed graphic is simple with the right care. To ensure the distressed effect remains intentional and the colors stay vibrant, we recommend machine washing this garment inside out with like colors in cold water. Avoid using harsh bleaches or high-heat drying cycles, as air drying or a low-tumble setting will better preserve the integrity of the soft blend material. This attention to care ensures that the shirt remains a conversation starter for years to come, surviving countless laundry days without losing its quirky appeal. Whether you are an avid collector of novelty merch or simply looking for a new favorite tee that reflects your eclectic tastes, this piece offers the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and high-concept humor that stands out in any crowd.
In a landscape dominated by generic logos and fast-fashion trends, choosing the Meowl Vintage Retro Distressed T-Shirt is a statement of individuality. It summarizes a love for the unexpected and a deep appreciation for the intersection of nature and imagination. This shirt is more than just a novelty; it is a high-quality garment designed for those who want their clothing to reflect their sharp wit and appreciation for vintage styles. From the careful selection of premium cotton to the thoughtful execution of the hybrid feline-avian design, every element is crafted to provide a superior wearing experience. Make it a permanent part of your rotation and let the world know that you prefer your fashion with a side of clever, feline-inspired mystery.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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