Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Sassy Side of Spooky Season with Our Newest Novelty Tee

Halloween isn’t always about jump scares and high-octane horror; sometimes, it’s about that relatable, grumpy energy we all feel when the festivities get a little too chaotic. The Man This Some Booshit Halloween Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures the spirit of someone who loves the holiday but has absolutely zero patience for the nonsense that comes with it. This design leans heavily into the “sassy ghost” subculture, offering a witty play on words that resonates with anyone who has ever felt overwhelmed by October obligations. It’s a vibe that says you’re here for the candy and the atmosphere, but you’re keeping your skeptical sense of humor intact. Whether you’re dealing with a costume malfunction or just a long line at the pumpkin patch, this tee speaks the truth with a ghostly grin.
When it comes to holiday apparel, comfort is just as important as the message. We believe that a great joke shouldn’t come at the expense of a rough fabric, which is why this shirt is crafted from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin. The breathable, soft blend ensures that you stay cool while navigating crowded haunted houses or lounging on the sofa for a horror movie marathon. We have prioritized a high-quality weave that maintains its shape and integrity wash after wash, so your favorite piece of spooky season sarcasm won’t lose its luster after the first trip through the laundry. It’s a durable, everyday staple that combines the lighthearted nature of a novelty item with the structural quality of high-end casual wear.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Holiday Humor Tee: The clever pun on “bullshit” makes this more than just a seasonal garment; it’s a conversation starter that brings a smile to everyone who catches the joke.
- The Ultimate Funny Ghost Apparel: Moving away from traditional scary tropes, this design celebrates the personality-driven side of the supernatural, making it perfect for those who prefer wit over gore.
- Versatile Sarcastic Halloween Gift: If you have a friend who is notoriously hard to shop for or someone who “hates everything,” this shirt serves as the perfect self-aware present that acknowledges their cynical side.
Styling Tips:
To maximize the impact of this witty design, try layering it under a distressed denim jacket or a classic plaid flannel for a quintessential autumn look. For a more relaxed, “I just woke up like this” haunting vibe, pair it with joggers or your favorite oversized knit cardigan. If you’re heading out to a casual gathering, tuck it into some high-waisted black jeans and add a pair of combat boots to lean into the edgy, sarcastic aesthetic. The neutral tones of the graphic make it incredibly easy to coordinate with your existing wardrobe, allowing the humor of the shirt to remain the focal point of your outfit without clashing with your personal style.
Ultimately, the Man This Some Booshit Halloween Graphic T-Shirt is the definitive choice for anyone who wants to celebrate the season without taking themselves too seriously. It balances the line between festive cheer and modern cynicism, providing a comfortable and stylish way to express your personality. Don’t settle for a boring, generic costume when you can make a statement that is both funny and functional. This tee isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s an anthem for the disgruntled ghost in all of us, making it a must-have addition to your October rotation.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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