Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Classic Wit Meets Ancient Legend: The Ultimate Medusa Pun Tee
There is a specific kind of wit that survives for millennia, bridging the gap between ancient stone ruins and modern street style. The Making Men Hard Since 700 B.C. Mythology Graphic T-Shirt is a masterclass in the double entendre, blending classical education with a sharp, irreverent sense of humor. Rooted in the legendary tales of the Gorgon Medusa, this design plays on the literal petrification of those who gazed upon her, turning a tragic myth into a playful, provocative statement. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter for those who appreciate ancient Greek humor and the enduring power of a well-placed pun. By wearing this, you aren’t just sporting a trendy look; you are nodding to the dawn of Western literature and the timeless allure of the femme fatale who literally turns heads—and bodies—to stone. This Making Men Hard Since 700 B.C. Mythology Graphic T-Shirt is the perfect intersection of intellectualism and cheekiness, designed for the man who knows his Hesiod as well as his punchlines.

Beyond the clever wordplay, this classical literature shirt is engineered for those who value long-lasting comfort as much as a good laugh. Crafted from a premium cotton that feels like a second skin, it offers a soft blend that remains breathable whether you are wandering through a museum or enjoying a night out at the local tavern. The texture is intentionally smooth, providing a canvas that allows the high-quality print to remain vibrant and crisp through countless wash cycles. There is a weight to the fabric that denotes durability without feeling heavy, making it an ideal choice for year-round wear. It drapes naturally over the frame, offering a relaxed but tailored fit that suits any physique. For the history buff who spends hours in the archives or the student who wants to stand out in a lecture hall, this funny history gift provides the physical comfort necessary for a long day of intellectual pursuit while maintaining a sharp, clean aesthetic.
Product Highlights:
- Superior Comfort: Made with a premium cotton soft blend for an ultra-smooth feel against the skin and excellent breathability.
- Timeless Graphic Quality: Uses advanced printing techniques to ensure the mythological design remains vivid and crack-resistant over time.
- Versatile Fit: Features a classic, unisex cut that provides a flattering silhouette for all body types, perfect for casual or layered looks.
- Durable Construction: Reinforced stitching at the seams ensures this novelty tee holds its shape and survives the rigors of daily wear.
Whether you are searching for a unique present for a teacher, a philosophy major, or simply someone who loves a bit of edge in their wardrobe, this garment delivers on all fronts. It captures the essence of a bygone era and reimagines it for the modern world, proving that some jokes are truly eternal. The clever juxtaposition of 700 B.C. timeline references with a contemporary slang twist makes it a standout piece in any collection. Don’t settle for generic apparel when you can wear a piece of legendary irony that commands attention and sparks laughter. Embrace the gaze of the Gorgon and elevate your style with a touch of Mediterranean mystery. Secure your Making Men Hard Since 700 B.C. Mythology Graphic T-Shirt today and carry the legacy of the ancient world with a wink and a smile.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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