Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Homesteading Life with the Local Egg Dealer Aesthetic
The modern homesteading movement has brought with it a unique subculture defined by self-sufficiency, early mornings, and a very specific sense of humor. At the heart of this movement is the Local Egg Dealer Chicken Farmer Graphic T-Shirt, a garment that perfectly captures the “farm-to-table” spirit with a playful, tongue-in-cheek twist. This design isn’t just about clothing; it’s about a lifestyle choice. It celebrates the individual who has traded the corporate ladder for a coop and a flock of feathered friends. By wearing this, you are signaling your membership in an elite group of backyard chicken enthusiasts who understand that “liquid gold” comes in a shell, not a bottle. The theme taps into the pride of providing fresh, organic sustenance for your family and neighbors, turning the routine chore of egg collection into a badge of honor that resonates with anyone living the rural or suburban farming dream.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton base to ensure maximum breathability and comfort during long days spent tending to the coop or garden.
- Features a soft blend fabric construction that feels broken-in from the very first wear, making it a favorite in any casual wardrobe.
- Utilizes high-quality, eco-friendly printing techniques that ensure the graphic remains vibrant and crisp, resisting fading even after dozens of cycles through the wash.
- Designed with a versatile, unisex fit that looks great on everyone, from the seasoned rancher to the weekend hobbyist.
When it comes to finding the perfect poultry lover gift, it can be difficult to find something that balances functionality with personality. This tee bridges that gap by offering a humorous take on the “dealer” persona, reimagined for the wholesome world of agriculture. It is an ideal choice for birthdays, holidays, or “gotcha days” for new chick owners. Beyond the humor, the shirt is built for the rigors of the farm-to-table lifestyle. Whether you are hauling feed, cleaning out nesting boxes, or heading to the local farmers market to trade your surplus, the durable stitching and reinforced seams ensure this piece stands up to the demands of active outdoor work. It’s a conversation starter at the hardware store and a comfort staple for relaxing on the porch after a long day of chores.
To maintain the integrity of your new favorite shirt, we recommend following simple care instructions that preserve both the fabric and the print. Always wash your garment inside out in cold water to protect the graphic from the friction of the machine. Tumble dry on low heat or, better yet, hang it to dry in the fresh air—much like you’d do with your farm linens. The high-quality materials are chosen specifically to prevent excessive shrinking, ensuring that the fit you love on day one is the fit you keep for years to come. This shirt is more than just an addition to your closet; it is a testament to your dedication to the homesteading humor that makes the farming community so vibrant and welcoming.
In conclusion, whether you are managing a massive commercial operation or just a few hens in a suburban backyard, this design represents the joy and hard work of raising poultry. It makes for a thoughtful and hilarious gift for anyone who takes their egg-handling duties seriously but doesn’t take themselves too seriously. The Local Egg Dealer Chicken Farmer Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate way to show off your agricultural pride and your status as the most reliable source for fresh eggs in the neighborhood.
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